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Entry~
Ran into people again. I've decided to try to act as normal as possible...as normal as I can.
Find out that Gio's wand is broken into 7 pieces by Kara....If I didn't know better, I would think those two were secretly in love with eachother. Psh.
You'd think the way he was mourning about his wand someone had died, or something. Whiny b*****d. You don't see me complaining about my ******** pet being dead. Or crying about it to people.
...She's dead...
Anyways, I made a teleport circle to go off to England to visit a wand-repairman. I know a few, since I broke my old wand about two times. Luckily Jinx went a long way and made me a new one....which is ridiculously sturdy, lemme tell ya.
So anyways, what did the idiot Gio do? HE JUST WALKED RIGHT ONTO THE CIRCLE.
I don't know HOW many times I have to say it, teleport circles are freaking sensitive....I warned Gio not to move...
And then suddenly, (because I'm the Great Fairy's play-thing which they do bitchy things to) the pieces of wand teeter over. And six of those seven fall.
Gio accuses me for all of this before he disappears, still gripping one piece of his wand.
...So we all (Me, Kara, Ammy's Tapir Tippy, Grace with her fabulous mustache, London and Ed) have to play 'Where's Gio?' and basically searched all over for him, just in case he screwed up the teleporting circle while stepping onto it.
Our first stop was Poland, since I had a teleport-short cut there. ...Unfortuneatly, we ended up at that old Police Station...What does Kara do? She ******** waltzes right in, and basically beats up the muggle sitting at the desk.
Of course, having spotted me, the lady slams this button and screams 'THEY'RE BACK!'
So I drag Kara out, back to the others with police at our tail. (...Why are there ALWAYS police involved when we go adventuring?!) Grace looks up, all perfectly calm and holding up Tippy, and announces cheerfully;
'Look, Tippy found something!'
And what is it? It's a piece of wand. I then realized that the pieces of wand must have been scattered all around the world. So I immediately switched objectives, moving 'Find Gio' as a sub-goal and 'Find Wand Pieces!' as immediate.
So after talking and confirming, everyone was sort of like '******** POLICE HURRY IT UP LILY!' and so I sort of panicked and cast a spell, allowing the wand to take us wherever.
THEN we ended up in some deserty place...was it some part of Arabia? Texas? I dunno, I haven't been to either. Either way it was sandy, and baren, and hot. No life, really.
There kept on being these huge, ferocious gusts of sandy wind--Eugh, I still think I have some in my eyes or something--and...a lizard smacked me in the face. I dropped it on the ground without a second thought.
Of course, another blast of wind came by, making Tippy sort of roll over in such an adorable way, and making us all stumble back. (I think I backed up like a foot. ******** light-ness.)
I hear this quiet 'oof!' and of course it's Grace. There is something stuck in her fabulous mustache, and she pulls it out...to reveal another wand piece. So while we're all sort of staring at it, this weird hissing noise starts coming out of no where.
Kara accuses Tippy for it and scolds him, but then I look down...and it's that small little lizard, calling out in lizard tongue. (Which I'm rusty in.)
Anyways, we all sort of freeze in a circle, as a massive amount of little tiny lizards begin to surround us, digging out of the ground...
Kara freaks the hell out and begins to shoot the poor things. Ed begins to fry some with lightning before London stops them, Grace just sort of stands there twirling her mustache, and of course Tippy runs into the fray, tackling a bunch of lizards. (They were afraid of him, bahaha.) I run after him(?), trying to catch him as he basically runs around, trying not to step on lizards. (That Kara shoots anyways.)
Anyways Tippy finally tackles Grace (I think it was the grape juice scent) and I, panting, cast another teleport spell. By this time I don't really give a s**t where it takes us.
Next thing I know, we're in some grassy forest area with paved areas, benches, muggles walking around, the horrible obnoxious sound of traffic and loud cars (that everyone else seems to be able to handle) and the most retched, retched scent of rancid pollution and smoke and...
E gads, it's simply horrible!
Anyways Ed and Kara get all excited, and London sort of floats around, looking a tad nostalgic. They inform me that we're in some place called 'Central Park', in 'New York.' (Why the hell is it called NEW york?) Otherwise in the U.S.A.
Then Kara runs off to go buy clothes or something, so we all basically lug around for a while until she runs back with a hell ton of bags. She also pulls out a wand piece, saying she found it in the woman's department...
I remember once hearing that your wand eventually changes to fit your personality...
Ahem, anyways. We left, though a couple of muggles sort of saw us. I'm sure it won't be too bad, they'll probably find it a hallucination anyways. Ed/Kara were whining about going to a bunch of shops, but I was just like 'they sound like poser shops anyways' and teleported out of there.
Phew, this is getting to be a long journal entry.
Anyways, we all arrive in...a Mexican beach? Everyone sort of walks around us, and this guy compares mustaches to Grace's. Of course, Grace wins the mustache-show down.
Then there is this HUGE, and I mean HUUUUUGE Mexican guy with a huge mustache. And I swear, I see a wand piece somehow lodged in there.
So I basically tackle his back, deciding I have nothing to lose. Anyways Kara also proceeds to beat him up, and he basically runs around with me on his back and Kara chasing after him.
Then I wrestle the piece out, only to realize it was a branch...and then Ed throws the actual piece at me, apparently finding it on the ocean floor? I dunno.
So I jump off the mexican guy, Kara hops on and steers him into a little girl's sand castle, and we all get the hell out of there before the Mexican police get one more step on the beach.
So we arrive, sand all over us, the scent of pollution clinging to us, a few lizard nips here and there, to a lovely, air conditioned...
German kindergarten classroom. The children all stare at us for a second as Kara proceeds to pretend to teach, Ed helping along the way.
Then Kara brings out a gun, being the bad influence that she is, and Ed slaps her. The children are watching this whole entire time, so I bump the two of them away with my hip. (Hey, I can be saucy too?)
I proceed to channel the inner kindergarden teacher within me, all the while Tippy is draining their apple juice source (Grace trying to stop him. )and Kara and Ed are fighting. So I put a sleeping charm on the kids.
The wand piece is found...in some little kid's nose. So Kara basically takes it out, and Grace casts a cleaning spell on it while Kara dumps the poor kid in the sink.
Anyways we teleport out as the confused German teacher exits the bathroom.
Tippy makes eye contact with the guy, and I swear there is the most serious look in that Tapir's eyes. It reminds me of something like 'You saw nothing.'
FINALLY, we arrive at the candy stop. Everyone shoves candy into their pockets (which I have to pay for damnit) as I sort of stand around...spotting these two cups of hot chocolate.
..Yeah, hot chocolate. Sooooo many memories that sort of hurt. Ah, the bitter yet relieving tang of being single. Free, but...
Blegh I'm starting again.
Anyways, I sort of glanced away before suddenly realizing there was...a wand piece in one! In curiousity, I took a sip.
It tasted sort of...bittersweet. So I added a hell ton of whip cream before we left.
We're going after Gio later, since he has the seventh piece. So I've got to keep all of his...a black dragon scale...an old fairytale tome...
Damn, I'm certainly bringing in a lot of antiques lately.
Still miss her. So much, oh god it hurts. It's like the wound that was scabbing just reopened and grew larger.
 Siyaahi · Wed Feb 15, 2012 @ 02:06am · 0 Comments |
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