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oh yea, any one who read this will find out that i like jokes here is a few

1: why did snow white get sent to jail?
answer: she sat on pinokieos face and said lie basterd lie.

2: this boys grandpa just won the loto then the boy ask if he could
have some money and his grandpa said can your d**k touch your a**? then the boy said no.then his grandpa said no a few weeks later he and his grandpa
went fishin and the boy pulls out cookies from his pocket then his grandpa said"can i have some" then the boy said" can your d**k touch you @$$" his grandpa said yea than the boy said well go ******** your self.

3: how can you tell if miss dipshit is having her period?
answer: one of her socks is missing

4: what do you call a gay farmer?
answer: jolly rancher

5: what do you call a farmer with pig under one arm and a sheep under the other arm?
answer: a crossbreader

thats some of the jokes i know, remember these so you canpass them on ROCK ON cool
here is some more jokes
One day at scool there was a substitute and she didnt nkow what to do so she had a contest to see who knows their tasts so she blind folded the kids and sat life savors on all the desks a told the kids to tell her the flavors a couple seconds laterakid said "i got cherry flavor and its good" "thats correct" said the teacher then she added a twist she put a butter scotch on their desks and told them to try to figure it out no one knew what the flavor was so gave them a hint think of some thing you mom calls your dad pretty soon the boy who got his flavors right jumped up spit the candy out and said "Every one quick spit them out theyre a** holes!!!!"