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Sour Sixteen


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My thoughts on Pirates
I thought that movie completely sucked.

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-It was way too long.
-I couldn't follow the plot at all. I mean it was one of those plotlines that a 11 year old would be able to fully explain to you, but no one younger would have the attention spand for the plotline and no one older than 11 would even give a flying turd about the plot after the first hour.
-The other characters had no significance to the story whatsoever. They just made it more confusing.
-And what was up with bringing the Commodore back?! That was just plain moronic.
-There were like 4 separate squid attacks so that just got boring after awhile.
-I don't even want to know what the fooch is going on with Liz and Jack...bleh...
-And how the fooch is Barbosso (don't know if that is spelled right) alive?! I mean when you have crustation zombies, cannibals, beating hearts in chests, Jamaican wicker people and giant squids...I guess anything can go but still...I mean...Jack shot him...how the hell...oh whatever I don't care enough to know...




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