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The kazekage sighed, “You’re fifteen; you shouldn’t be doing all these pranks when you could be training”
The other rolled his eyes, “The only reason I didn’t become a chunin was because I accidentally hit the proctor”
“You hit him repeatedly”
“Well, I-“
“With a rock”
“I-“
“AFTER YOU WON YOUR FIGHT”
“...” Kyo frowned, “What was the point of all this again?” Gaara smiled, “Never mind”
Kyo puffed up his cheeks, “I hate it when you do that”
The kakashi strolls out of the bushes singing "I'M A LITTLE MONKEY, CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP, FA LA LA LA LA, MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!"
The other two looked at him. He stopped and said," its a classic!"
THen he reached in his pocket to get come come paradise. He freaked out when he couldn't find it. " OMG, WHER IS IT WHE..." " Is this what your looking for." Gai said. He held out come come paradise. " NOOOOOO, GIVE IT BACK!" " NO!" " i'm gonna get tsunade then." Kakashi tryed to run, but gai grabbed his hair. " no u won't." kakashi starts to cry and run away at the same time.
" your imature idiots." Kyo said, then walked away.
"Kakahi!" Gai said, startled.
"Yes, Gai?" He answered.
"I think that kid just insulted us in a horrible manor!"
"Insult us indeed he did."
"Um, why are you talking like Yoda?"
"Know why indeed know not I." Kakashi said calmly.
"Well then, I think I'll be leaving..."
"FORCE BE WITH YOU MAY IT!" Kakashi yelled after him, severly distorting Yoga's words...
Kakashi barged into a random empty room, leading an army of...PINK BUNNIES! Gai followed him, leading an army of...PURPLE BUNNIES! The started laughing like stupid maniacs, and ran in circles around the room.
In the next room........ with bunnys listening and waiting for neji to fall and get hurt for some unknown reason.......
Neji: O.O You're kidding me...
Lee: Nope! - You and Tenten get to be with each other for yet another story (in which I happily torture you...heh heh...kids...)! Doesn't that make you happy!
Neji: ...Not really...in fact, I think I want to murder you...
Lee: (Gasp!) You really hate Tenten that much?
Tenten: What? Did someone say my name? (She was too busy reading Neji's diary.)
Lee: NEJI HATES YOU!
Neji: I never said-
Tenten: (Gasp!) How could you! Insensitive b*****d! (Kicks Neji in groin)
Neji: (Falls on ground) Aw...ow...eep...
Tenten: Hey, he makes a funny noise...I wanna hear it again! (Lifts foot)
Lee: Now now, don't neuter (sp?) Neji-kun. Save it for later in the story...
Neji: ...eep...eep...damn...it...
The bunnys come in. They take out dress and make-up. They undress neji, everything except his penguin boxers. They throw a dress on him, then start to put make- up on neji. Naruto walks in with a kitty that looked like Hinata, and was. " O no, i have to save him," hinata said. She jumped out of naruto's grasp. She stood on her hind legs, one paw pointed to the sky, for the dramatic effect. 'Only I can save...what the hell am I doing this for?' She thought, meaning the dramatic poise.
'Aw, screw it,...Only I can save him from the evil...great, I got so upset about the poise, that I forgot what I was talking about... I think I'll just go home...'
Then she jumped out of the window that magically appered and left the poor neji in the evil bunnies grasp. Kakashi and gai were exchanging evil laughs, and naruto was crying cuz the kitty left. He looked at neji, and got all the bunnys of and looked at his face........... " WTF DID U BUNNIES DO!" " U DID THE LIPSTICK WRONG!" He took the really bright red lipstick and fixed it. " now, ur hot neji."
Neji looked horrified as naruto went really close to his face. " do his hair u bunnies." naruto said. Naruto, then went to neji's clothes that were on the ground. Naruto stripped. The only thing he left was bunny boxers. He put on neji's clothers and were surprised at how baggy they were. " Hey Neji, what size are u, triple X?"
Tenten shows up with temari. " OMG, NEJI!" all the bunnies were gone, and neji was sitting with a dress and make-up on. "um........... this isn't what it looks like........" " hey temari," tenten whispered." for no reason, lets trash neji's room." with that, they left the beautiful neji.
ten minutes later when tenten and temari were standing in his room..........
Neji's back stiffened. "Neji's...room...senses...tingling..."
Meanwhile......... in neji's room..........
With Kankuro:
SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE PILLOW SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE SNORE YES SNORE SNORE SNORE I WILL SNORE SNORE MARRY SNORE SNORE SNORE THE MUNCHKIN SNORE SNORE AND OOMPA LOOMPA... ok..
The girls started to trash his room. Neji died a horrible death of back..........stiffness..........( sweatdrop ) The evil bunnies started to dig a grave as kakashi and gai watched. Then Jiraiya showed up and said," i'm looking for more ideas for Icha Icha Paradise." At the name Kakashi got onto his knees infront of Jiraiya and bowed before him."Oh mighty Jiraiy-sama, would you please, if you finish the book, give the first copy to me?" Jiraiya thought for a moment and said, "Maybe..."Kakashi made half of the pink bunnies bow to.
My eternal rival! I challenge you to a battle! First one who gets the new Icha Icha Paradise wins! The loser will have to do 10000000 push ups on trees! I will not lose, YOSH! Bow to YOUTH!" challenged Gai.
Our favourite silver haired ninja sweatdropped. 'He knows he's gonna lose again, right?
GAi went to the magic closet that popped up to get stuff for the challenge. He opened it and said," OMG!" some how, all the couples got in the closet. sasuke and sakura, neji tenten, naruto hinata, shika and temari........ they were all kissing. " OMG!" all the otehr jounins said," AWWWW." Gai was crying while saying, "Our little ninjas are growing up! YOUTH! May you stay with them forever!"
back to neji's room, where the ninjas that are in the closet are in.....
"You start."
The reply was short and simple.
"No."
The three siblings all glared at each other, the scariest by far Gaara, whose death glare was still as creepy, even without the presense of Shukaku lurking behind his aquamarine eyes.
Meanwhile, Kankurou was sitting on the couch opposite his younger brother, arms crossed with a look of pure stubbornness etched upon his paint-free face. Temari was in the same pose, only her legs were crossed and she kept looking back and forth between her brothers.
"Okay, do I have to give you guys an incentive?" she said, growing irritated as her younger brothers continued the attempt to death-glare each other into oblivion. When they promptly ignored her, she decided in a change of tactics.
"If you do don't start playing right now, Gaara can't have any ice cream for a month and Kankurou can't have any hamburgers for two months."
At this injustice, Kankurou lost the unproclaimed staring contest as he protested. "Why do I have a long period of time?"
Temari just shrugged.
The Kazekage just crossed his arms like his siblings and said, "That's not an incentive. That's blackmail."
"So?"
The usually sharp-witted Sand nin couldn't come up with an answer.
"Fine," grumbled Kankurou in defeat. "So, you've got the spinner?"
Temari held it up, smirking at the looks on her brothers' faces. Both wore an expression of pure hate. "Okay then, get on the mat."
They pushed themselves up off the couch and walked onto the plastic.
Smirk widening, Temari flicked the spinner. When it stopped, she called it out.
"Right hand, green."
Both brothers dove for the same circle and the resulting crash was enough to wake up the dead. Both recoiled, clutching their heads, Gaara cursing the fact that sand couldn't protect him from his sibling's rock-hard head.
"I. ********. HATE. Twister," Kankurou moaned, as they each put their hands on different circles.
Temari didn't say anything, but just flicked the spinner again.
And again.
And again.
Half an hour later, Gaara and Kankurou were wound around each other in such ways that it didn't seem humanly possible, each refusing to give up.
"Temari, flick it again!" The muffled command came from the youngest brother, who was speaking in a most undignified way from between his own legs and Kankurou's right arm.
No answer.
"What the hell are you doing? Temari!"
"TEMARI!'
She just clicked the shutter button on the camera and sat back, not making a sound.
It took them a full ten minutes to fall on top of each other.
Then Hinata comes again, but is human.....
Alone
Gaara is alone
-gives Gaara a plushie-
Gaara is less alone
-gives Gaara cookie-
And now he is not hungry either
-gives Gaara hug-
Gaara is happy
-gives Gaara bacon-
Now Gaara is bloated
((n/a AKWARD… 0.o))
-gives Gaara a boat-
Now Gaara can Sail
-gives Gaara a haircut-
Now Gaara is cool
-gives Gaara a wishbone-
Now Gaara is lucky
-gives Gaara a duck-
Now Gaara is not lonely
"AW! thanks hinata." gaara says, not being lonley
" OMG, is that a square?" tenten asks?
~10 hours leter~
Gaara ran into naruto at the ramen shop and was trying to get out of talking to him, he resides to talking to Shukaku...........
" GAARA!" " HELLO" " i asked u if u have seen sasuke today!" naruto yells
Just listen and copy what I say, ok?… ok
Hurry! He’s noticed that you zoned out! Tell him Sasuke was in a hurry
“Sasuke was in a hurry”, I copied Shukakus words
Say he was looking for someone!
“he was..errr- Looking For Someone!”, I stuttered struggling to keep up with Shukaku
He was looking for Itachi!
“He was looking for Itachi!”
He got raped by a rabid fangirl!
“He Got RAPED by a Rabid Fangirl!”
I’m the rabid fangilr!
“I’M THE RABID FANGIRL!”
Kekekeke…tries to hld in laughter, fails HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I had just realized what I had said, and Naruto looked like a deer caught in head lights.
Shukaku YOU b*****d!
“NO wait-i-i-d-didn’t mean that!”, what could I say? I couldn’t tell him I was taking orders from a giant squirrel.
Hey! I heard that! I’m in your mind you know!
Ignore him… ignore him…
Ok time to think fast!
Hmph… that was never your speciality…
“I was err… joking?” well so much for the brilliant Gaara.
Naruto seemed to believe it.
“well I guess theres a first time for everything…anyway I was gonna go check on him, wanna come with?”
" um............. no." " i'm............... ah............ tired."
“but Gaara, you… don’t sleep…”
Crap, I forgot about the tiny detail.
“I said I was tierd, I didn’t say I was going to sleep”. There we go! That’s I Gaara I know and love! I’m back on the road! My sarcastic side has awoken! I cannot be defeated!
“then what are you gonna do?”
“I’m gonna-err… SHOWER!”… oh well… easy come, easy go….
Naruto stared… and stared… and stared… "o.k..............."
Naruto went to go find sasuke........... but he was side tracked when he layed eyes on the most
Beautiful…
Delectable…
Breathtaking…
Smooth…
Hot…
Bowl of Ramen (XD)
(ladies and gentlemen…we’ve lost Naruto… don’t worry he eventually shows up!)
Gaara was now haveing a very nice talk with Shukaku (enter sarcastic tone here)
YOU STUPID, ANNOYING, SELF-CENTERED, BRAIN-CRAMPING, SOUL-STEALING, INSOMNIA CAUSING, SQUIRREL-slash-RAT-err-THING! WHO PROBABLY SHEDS ALL OVER THE PLACE, COULDN’T EVEN MANAGE TO FOR ONCE NOT PARTICIPATE IN SCREWING UP MY LIFE!
silence…
Hmm? I’m sorry, who we talking about?
AHHHHHH! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!
That really doesn’t mean much to me kid… sides, you hate everything.
I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING! YOU’RE A NIGHTMARE!
Now how would you know what a nightmare is?
An awkward silence filled the room, my head bowed slowly.
…
… Hey kid… look… I-
No… you’re right… what would I know about nightmares… I never sleep…
…
sighs… Yo kiddo, why don’t-cha go take a nap.
Why, so you can slowly take me over and terrorize Konoha then leave me to wake up in the middle of it all with blood all over me so it looks like I did all this with my own free will?
… No I just-
You’re probably just going to trick me again. Look, my life is screwed up enough ok. I don’t need you to make it any worse ok… so just please… I’m saying please… just leave me alone…
… I won’t take you over kid, not this time… I think you’ve been through enough for one day.
Nice words, too bad they’re all lies…
Go on kid, go to bed, I think you deserve to experience some rest. Just trust me.
How can I trust you, all you want is freedom. You’ll have taken me over by the time my eye lids closed.
sigh look, I’m sorry about all the freedom attempts. But you would have done the same thing in my position. Being trapped in someone is not the best way to spend your life. Its no way to live life… it’s…it’s…
… It’s a nightmare kid… I’m telling you, it’s a nightmare…
… Shukaku, when you’re asleep… and you’re not having nightmares… what are you having?
He chuckled slightly
Your innocence can be real cute sometimes kiddo. Well… when you sleep, you dream.
Y...you dream? What’s that?
Hmm… well… a dream… uhh… dreaming pause is when you’re able to sort of vision the thoughts in your mind so that it looks like its really happening. Dreams can be extremely enjoyable, but they can also be horrible. Those dreams, the ones that are unwanted, are called nightmares. Nightmares are usually about you or the people that are important to you and you care about. Bad things happen to them… and that’s why nightmares are unwanted. People don’t like seeing the ones they care about in pain.
Shukaku closed his eyes momentarily. But opened them when he felt the body of his host shifting onto a soft surface, the moment the surface decreased with his weight Shukaku knew that Gaara had lay his thin body on a bad. He smiled silently. This kid was gonna make him go soft one day.
Shukaku... can you do me a favor?
What-do-ya-want kiddo?
… Can y-you… w-wake me up if I … if I … y-you know… have a nightmare?
…
Shukaku smiled softly once more.
Sure kid...
Gaara lay in bed. The feeling was completely alien to him. He lay like that until his eyes began to feel heavy… really, really heavy… he let his eyes close and could feel his mind drifting. Till he felt himself blackout.
Shukaku watched and listened intently to Gaaras soft breathing. He was definitely going soft because of this kid. For someone who doesn’t say much, the few words he does say, really does get to you.
You’ll get a dream all right kiddo, I’ll give you a dream you’ll never forget…
Shukaku made gaara the dream, and this is how it went......
Team 7 (minus Kakashi)sat at the famous ramen shop, known all around Konoha.This was Narutos favorite place, for he was obsessed with ramen. Sasuke and Sakura watched with amazement as Naruto ate his fith bowl of said obsession.
"Are you done yet?" Sakura complained for what seemed to be the 100th time that day.
Silence. Of cores Sasuke wouldn't answer. But it was just shocking that Naruto didn't. She would have at least expected a nice little 'Shut Up', but none came. Instead her companions where starring out into the street. Sakura followed their eyes. And looked at what they had been starring so intently at. There stood the sand siblings, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro.
Sakura watched as they walked down the street. She didn't really know why she kept starring at them until it hit her, hard! At that moment her inner-self kicked in, 'He kind of looks like a..'. "Panda!"
"What was that Sakura-chan?" Naruto said before stuffing his face once more.
She looked over at Sasuke then at Naruto. And immediately started laughing. They both looked at her, confushion written all over there faces.
"Your so annoying." Sasuke said comely. Trying to figure out why his team mate had a random outburst like that.
"Did you guys ever notice Gaara kind of looks like a panda?" Sakura whispered, knowing the sand siblings were now walking past them.
Naruto froze. The word 'Panda' ringing in his loudly in his ears. 'Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda'. In an instant, Naruto stood, trying his best not to laugh. But failing miserably. He started choking on his ramen. He coughed histaricaly, while Sakura patted his back harshly. Finally he stopped. With a gleeful smile that would have put Gai to shame, he said, "I wonder if Gaara ever gets sand in his pants!"
"Idiot, why don't you ask him!" Sasuke said.Truth be told, he was wondering the exact same thing...
"I will!" Naruto almost shouted, which was very coman for him.
"Oh, hes going to eat you!" Sakura plafuly warned.
"No, he wont! Cause' you know what? IM BATMAN!" Naruto ran out of the ramen shop, not even bothering to pay for his food. Both Sakura and Sakuke sweat dropped, as the batman theme song started palying in the background.
"I think he is high on something!" Sakura announced after many moments of silence.
"To much roman!"
"We have to fallow him, who knows what he will get into!" Sakura said, getting up from her seat next to Sasuke.
> > > > > >
Mean While
Naruto was searching for any sine of a black-clad red-headed, sand nin. Which was no where to be found. "How can he just disappear like that! Oh well, TO THE BATMOBILE!" Naruto cryed, spotting a couple of mean looking Bulls in a near by stable. But for some odd reason unknown to anyone, they didn't look like man eating bulls to him, for he was planing to drive the batmobile!
He looked at the lock with confusion, the same lock that was keeping these bulls at bay. He attempted to unlock it. Getting fed up, he broke the lock. Listening as the broken pieces tumbled to the ground. He opened the small wooden door, and grabbed the ropes that had them tied to the wall. As he untied them, the bulls fixed him with a red-eyed glare, transfixed with the big red dot on his back. He atempted to get on the nearest bull, but was stopped by something dragging him down.
"Like Sasuke said, your an idiot!" Sakura yelled as she grabbed him by the collar. She tried to drag him out of the stable, unknown to both, the bulls where now preparing to charge at them. "But, but...my batmobile!" Naruto whinnied, looking behind him.
"Oh, yay! The batmobile is fallowing us!" Naruto said with glee.
"What are you talking..." Sakura stopped. Frozen in place. She turns around slowly. And as she did so, she came face to face with a very nasty looking bull.
"Oh, s**t!"
Sasuke heard a blood curtailing scream from his perch on a tree branch. It had to be Sakura, It always was. So troublesome. He rushed through the trees, letting his feet guide him. Finally, he came to a hault. There on the street was Sakura and Naruto, running for there lives. Well, not Naruto, he was in fact being dragged by a very pissed off looking Sakura. They were running from three evil bulls. Sasuke jumped down from the tree, landing gracefully to his feet. He grabbed Sakura in an attempt to save her, but was stopped by a bull charging at him. Now, sadly, he was on the run too.
"Man, now one of the bulls are after Sasuke!" Sakura said looking behind her. She watched Sasuke run until he was finally out of sight. Still running for hers and Naruto's lives, not paying any attention to where she was going, Sakura ran into an ally. Now they were serounded by two bulls. 'What do you plan to do this time Sakura?' Her inner self asked. She had planned on just leaving Naruto there, but it was all her fault he was acting this way...
> > > > > >
Flash Back
Sakura walked down the street, minding her own business. This was her day off. A day of no training, and the best thing of all, no Naruto! God, that boy could get on her nerves. She started thinking of all the annoying and embarrassing things he had ever done to her. 'Like that one time...'. She was stopped right when she thought she was getting started, by a very familiar voice.
"Sakura-Chan!" She knew that voice. Oh great, just when she thought it was going to be a good day.
And there came Naruto running up the street to meet her. As he got closer, he suddenly trips on a rock, and landed head first right into Sakura's chest.
"You PERVERT!" Sakura screamed, as she started beating his head in with her fists. She had hit him so hard, that he had tumbled backwards, falling on his back with a thud. He had x's around his eyes, and you could see ducks flying around his head. "Opps. Wait, why opps? You deserved it!" She growled walking up to him. She stood over him, waiting patiently for him to get up. Finally his eyes opened, and he jumped up. And he said the two words that she was now leaning to hate. "IM BATMAN!"
End Flash Back
> > > > > >
"You really did deserve it though!" Sakura said glaring daggers at Naruto's back.
"Oh, shut up Batgirl!" Naruto said, backing up. He was trying to avoid Sakura's punches, plus the bulls that where now about to ram them in.
Sakura was just about to punch his lights out when she was stopped by a red-headed sand nin now standing in front of her. Sand appeared from his peanut shaped gourd, he was making a sheld to block the bulls from charging.
"Panda-chan!" Sakura whispered. Immediately after she said this, she clamped her hand over her mouth, praying to God that he didn't hear her.
Sakura's inner-self was singing, 'P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, P-A-N-D-A, and Gaara was his name-oo!'
Right now she was just wishing the ground would shallow her whole, so she didn't have to look at the person that was causing her so much amusment. If he could read her thoughts, he would surly kill her.
>>>>>
Sasuke jumped on some random persons roof, just inches from being impaled by the sharp horns of the bull that had been chasing him. 'That was close, Man those things are fast!' he thought as he went in search for his missing team mates. Where could they be now? Was Sakura ok? Was she hurt? And yeah, why did he care? He still had to find her, just to make sure.
He had looked everywhere, he even looked under a rock, just to make sure. So he decided to re-trace his steps. Slowing down from his fast pase, he spotted a flash of pink hair. Yup, Sakura, who else in this village had pink hair? Noticing she wasn't alone, Sasuke stayed in place, trying his hardest to hear what they were saying, which wasn't much.
>>>>>
If Gaara had heard her, he didn't say anything.
Gaara watched the pink haired kunoichi with little amusement. It seemed as though she was trying to get her thoughts in line. She was looking down with a mild blush on her cheeks. Finally she looked up and said, "Thank you Gaara-san." She was trying her hardest not to look into his beautiful deep sea green eyes, because if she did, she would start singing her lovable panda song.
He was just watching her. Starring her down. It was like they were having a starring contest, and she was in fact losing. But, she was determined not to lose to this hot guy. Hot guy? Did she just call Gaara hot? He was a phycho killer! 'Come on, you know you like him!' Her inner-self said. She couldn't take it anymore, so she started humming her panda song. Finally he blinked, mostly out of pure shock. He was expecting her to run away in fear of him, but she stood her ground. He liked that in a person.
Totally forgetting about Naruto, who in fact was now dancing to nothing in particular. She hugged Gaara, tightly. Then, she preceded to put a hat over his messy red head. The hat read, 'IM A PANDA HEAR ME ROAR!'.
"BYE!" Hurriedly, she grabbed Naruto and ran for it. 'Your a dead man, er I mean woman!' Her inner-self screamed. She dashed out of the ally with Naruto running behind her. 'Run, run, run, run!'
Gaara grabbed the hat that had just been placed roughly on his head. Oh she was going to get it. She was messing with the wrong person. "I'm going to kill you!" He yelled at her retreating back. Throwing the hat over his shoulders, Gaara walked calmly out of the dark ally that was now bull free, thanks to him. He needed to plan his next little get together with his little kunoichi. His? When did he start thinking of her like that. Oh well, it didn't madder, he was ready for some pay back. Revenge is sweet.
>>>>>
Sasuke watched with a growing jealousy as Sakura engulfed Gaara into a hug. But it was soon replaced with amusement when she placed that goofy hat on his head. He would have laughed if it wasn't for the sake of his reputation. He could see the shock written all over Gaara's face. It was only there for a moment though. Soon changing to an evil glee, as he yelled at Sakura's retreating form.
Sasuka fallowed Sakura. Intent on finding out where she was going now, and where she got that funky hat. It just appeared out of no where! He watched as she turned the corner.
"Wow, that was close!" Sakura said pulling Naruto behind her.
"You know, I beat you into this, I can beat you out of it!" She screamed as Naruto poked her repeatedly in the ribs.
Sasuke appeared behind them, unknown to both Sakura and Naruto. Sakura went to hit Naruto with the back of her fist, but instead hit Sasuke. He went flying backwards, falling into some boxes.
"I guess I don't know my own strength!" She said, looking at her fist. Sakura looked behind herself, ready to pat herself on the back for a job well done. But what she saw almost made her faint.
"Ha ha, Sasuke got beat up by Sakura-chan!" Naruto said pointing in the direction of the fallen heart throb.
"OH MY GOD, I KILLED SASUKE!" Sakura shrieked in horror. She looked over at Naruto, with the intent to kill written all over her face. Pointing all the blame at him she yelled, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Wha'? I wasn't the one who hit him!" Naruto whined.
"Oh, my god, what am I going to do? I'm dead, when he wakes up im a dead girl. This is all your fault!" She said again. "If I die, im taking you with me!"
Sakura glanced at the sprawled out form laying under boxes. 'Yup, your dead.' Her inner-self said. Sasuke regained consciousness, getting up from the rubble slowly.
"Ah, hi Sasuke!" Sakura sweat-dropped, as he started walking closer to her.
He had the evil, 'I'm going to kill you' glare. 'It looks like Gaara's glare!' Sakura's inner-self said again. Her thoughts where heading in the wrong direction. 'This isn't the time to be thinking about Gaara!' She thought. 'Yeah, but think about his cute little panda glare, and you will be fine.'
Sakura started to giggle. Sasuke was now right in front of her. Glaring madly. "Do you think this is funny?"
"Yes!" She smiled, giving him the thumbs up.
Sakura grabbed Naruto again, whispering in his ear, "Hes giving us the evil-Gaara-Panda-Glare!"
Naruto giggles like a mad man. And then someone else says, "What are we whispering about?"
"Gaara looking like a panda, duh!" She said looking behind her. And there he was, Gaara of the desert, standing right behind her.
"Ah, hi?" She smiled innocently. "Naruto, why the hell don't you tell me Panda-chan was behind me!" She whispered grabbing his collar.
"Well, I didn't know!" Naruto yelled, putting his hands behind his head.
Sakura backed up, bumping into Sasuke. She looked between the two guys. "Dang it all, today is not my day!"
Sakura was squeezing the breathe out of Naruto. He was trying his hardest to suck in a breath. "Can't...Breathe..."
Sakura looked down at him with a frown on her face. "Opps..."
Sakura let go of him, making him fall to his knees. Hyperventilating, he rose to his feet.
Sakura was digging through her pockets for something to get her out of this situation. Going through her pouch, she found a spork. 'Spork? What the hell are we going to do with a spork?' Her inner-self shrieked. 'Ah, work with me.'
Thrusting the spork up into the air, she declared, "I have a very sharp...SPORK! If you value your life, you will leave now!" She glared at all three guys in front of her. A look that would have made the devil trimble at her feet...But instead the guys laughed at her, except for Gaara, he doesn't laugh, he is to cool to laugh.
She was about to stab Naruto with her evil-spork-of-doom when a small pig ran past her feet. "Did anyone else see that?" She asked looking around. They all nodded. Again she tried to stab Naruto. But this time was stopped by a loud mouth Ino, "Get back here you stupid pig!"
"Your one to talk Ino-PIG! Relative of yours?" Sakura asked giggling like a little school girl.
Ino glared at her, "Shut up forehead!"
"You need a better come back!"
The two girls where getting into a big cat fight, with the three teenage guys watching with interest. Sakura grabbed Ino's hair, attempting to stab her in the face with her spork, but was stopped AGAIN! "What is it this time?" Sakura said growling.
"Your getting off topic! Ino go chase your pig!" Sasuke said grabbing Sakura.
"Hes got a point." Gaara said bluntly.
Looking over at Gaara, Sakura squealed, "Oh my god! He spoke without saying 'I'm going to kill you!'" She walked over to him, patting him on the head like a dog she said, "Good Gaara, here's a cookie!" She stuffed it in his mouth before he could say his favorite catchphrase. Pissed, Gaara ate the cookie.
Doing a couple hand sighns, he did his newest jutsu, "Hand-cuff no Jutsu!" With this, sand spread out along his hands, flying out toward Sakura. Catching her wrists with the sand, they created a hand cuff effect. Looking down, Sakura saw the sand holding her hands in place. Trying her hardest to wiggle loose, she bumped into Sasuke again, still trying to wiggle free.
"Oh, a little to the left!" He only said this to see what her reaction would be.
Blushing, Sakura froze. Slowly turning her head to the side, she saw a huge smirk on Sasuke's face. "You pervert!" She went to hit him, but remembered she was still handcuffed, so decided to just kick him instead. But he was to fast, he had dodged all her kicks. Remembering that she still had her evil-spork-of-doom, she lifted her arms and presided to throw the spork at Gaara's head. Shocked, he lost his concentration, letting the sand handcuffs drop.
"Ah-ha! I win!" Sakura said running away again. 'Why are we always running away?' Her inner-self asked. "Wait, I forgot to do something!" Running back to the boys, Sakura kicked Sasuke in the shin, "And that's for being a perv!"
"Ha, Sasuke got hit by Sakura again!" Naruto said for the first time in awaile. He was to busy watching these three idiots mess with eachother that he didn't find the need to say anything, well until now...
"Shut up dobe!"
As the fight between Sasuke and Naruto was going on, Gaara ignored them. Walking off to find Sakura. She was an odd one. You just couldn't keep up with her. Where would she go anyway? He fallowed her chakra. Finally he saw her, she was still running. He almost laughed as she knocked over an ice cream stand in her hurry. Keyword, almost!
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Kiba, Hinata, and Shino sat at the ice-cream stand, they had just got done with there daily training and were rewarding themselves with a nice treat.
"Mmm, this is really good!" Hinata smiled up at Kiba as she licked her mint flavored ice-cream.
"Glad you like.." Kiba was stopped by a pink haired girl bumping into him, making him bump into Shino. Kiba's ice cream fell out of his hand and went flying into shino's face, smearing vinilla flaviored ice cream all over his glasses.
"Great, do you remember what happened the last time I took off my glasses?"
"I'll make sure it wont happen again..." Kiba lied.
Shino took off his glasses, but as he did so, a big bug zaper in front of his face. Don't ask us how it got there, it just was there...
"Shino, don't look into the light..." Kiba warned.
"Pretty pretty, shinny, shinny!" Shino said trying to touch the light.
As both Hinata and Kiba yell 'NO!', Shino touches the-evil-bug-zappy-thing-of-doom!
After being fryed by the bug zapper, Shino said, "So pretty, set so painful!" And then, fell to the ground with a thud.
Sweat dropping, Kiba said, "I told you so!"
The one thing that can really harm Shino:A Bug Zaper
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As Sakura watched the scene unfold, she didn't notice that sand was now rushing at her. Kiba and Hinata both dodged it in time, but it seamed that Sakura's mind was elsewhere when the sand grabbed her ankles. This rush of movement made her fall on her backside with a thud. Crossing her arms with a pout she said, "You suck Gaara, that's cheating!" She was now being dragged down the street by Gaara's sand. To shocked to form words, let alone sentences, Kiba and Hinata watched as the pink haired konichi was dragged down the street.
"Gaara, congratulations, you just won the 'I suck' award!" She screamed sarcastically.
"Hn." Was all he said.
"What does that mean anyway?"
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more on next entry........
 Amaya Kiyoko · Fri Aug 11, 2006 @ 01:31am · 5 Comments |
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