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It's weird when.....
you find a fanfiction that has conversations like this
Hey guys…” Naruto said thoughtfully. Everyone but Chouji turned to look at him.
“Everyone, this could be a breakthrough, it seems Naruto is thinking!” Kiba teased. Everyone laughed except Naruto and Chouji, Chouji was of course concentrated on the game and Naruto was pouting.
“Anyway, I just thought of something really, really strange!”
“Go on…” Neji encouraged.
“Okay, well, we have cookies right?” everyone nodded.
“Oh s**t! His leg went flying!” Chouji said rather loudly. Everyone just ignored him.
“Well, if we bake cookies, why are they called cookies? I think they should be called bakies!”
“That’s the most pathetic thing I ever heard. You are officially declared ‘mentally impaired’ in my book,” Neji said.
“Duh, baking is cooking!” Kiba said quickly.
“Yea, but we cook more than bakies, right?”
“I thought you bake bakies…” Gaara added quietly.
“Are cookies officially declared bakies now?” Kankuro asked.
“Die zombie scum!”
“If we bake bakies, and baking is a form of cooking, well what’s wrong with calling them cookies?” Shino added to the conversation.
“Do you have any more bakies, Neji? I like sugar bakies…” Lee asked.
“Since when was the ‘cookie’ officially named ‘bakie’? This is so retarded!” Neji said.
“Since when do you have the right to deny the fact that cookies are baked and should be bakies!?” Naruto said proudly.
“HOLY s**t! DID ANYONE SEE THAT GUY GET SHOT!?”
“Chouji, please shut up…” Shikamaru said.
“Neji, where are the sugar bakies?”
“I agree with Neji, they should still be cookies.” Shino said again.
“I like the bakies idea, it does make more sense…” Kiba said.
“For the love of all that is holy, we’re debating over cookies…” Gaara said.
“Not cookies! Bakies!” Naruto said quickly.
“This has to be one of the strangest and most troublesome debates I’ve ever heard…”
“You call this a debate? Some idiot decides to call cookies ‘bakies’ and it causes chaos!”
“For the last time, its not cookies, its bakies!”
“Ooh, chocolate chip bakies…”
“Lee, not bakies, cookies,” Shino said.
“Is everyone done arguing over a simple food?” Kankuro asked hopefully.
“No!” came the simultaneous reply. It couldn’t be helped. Cookies clashed with bakies, but they were the same thing. The argument could've gone for hours until Lee decided to contribute to the chaotic scene.
“Hey guys, if they added icing to a bakie, what would that make it?”
“A cookie with icing? This is stupid!” Neji yelled.
“Damn it, is it not clear to you that it’s bakie, not cookie?!”
“How about a bakie with icing?”
“No, it needs to be original, you know, like an Oreo cookie? That has icing…” Shikamaru added.
“You mean an Oreo bakie!” Kiba declared.
“Ouch! Cut into four pieces!”
“What does being cut into four pieces have to do with Oreo bakies?” Gaara said as he lifted his face from his hands.
“What’s the difference between cookies and bakies?” Chouji asked as he finally put down the controller, only to have Shikamaru pick it right back up.
“Oh I don’t know, maybe the fact that bakies don’t effin exist?!”
“Neji is lying, you cook cookies, but you bake bakies!” Kiba declared proudly.
“So anything you cook is a cookie?”
“No, then we’d have to make anything baked bakies…”
“I got the name for the iced bakie! How about icie?!”
“There’s a drink named Icee, so no, that won’t work,” Kankuro said, completely uninterested in their pointless conversation.
“How about bakie-o’s?”
“You’re kidding right?”
“Wow, bakie-o’s are pretty dang good Lee…” Naruto said thoughtfully.
“Well, if you guys are unable to have an intelligent conversation, I think I’ll order pizza…”
“Get breadsticks!”
“Don’t you bake breadsticks? Does that make them bakies too?”
“I don’t know, they are both related to bread…”
“For the love of God…”
 Red Envelope · Mon Feb 26, 2007 @ 10:28pm · 3 Comments |
