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bob: *calling china* "hello?...is this where you sell steriods?'
chinese man: *looking confused* "sa me? si say?" (translation: what? who's this?)
bob: *starting to look confused too* "hello? hello? anyone? i want some steriods..."
chinese man: "ni si hunbun da sha high!" [translation: you're a stupid little kid]
bob: *starting to loose hope on his mascaline body hopes* "i really need some steriods...i NEED steriods!" *starts to yell into phone with squeaky vioce*
chinese man: *calls translater*
bob: "hello? are you mad at me for yelling at you? i didnt mean it.." *starts to cry* "i just wanted some steriods..."
translater: "hello, go away and by the way, are you a girl? cause you sound like a girl...JUST TO LET YOU KNOW"
bob: "im going to try agian tommorow...bye"