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Part Three. Oklahoma - Utah.
Remember, some of these laws are applied to the whole state,
while some are only applied to a certain city.
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Oklahoma:
1. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
2. Whaling is illegal.
3. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
4. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
5. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
Oregon:
1. Dishes must drip dry.
2. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
3. One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing".
4. Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
5. You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
6. People may not whistle underwater.
7. It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
8. It is illegal to predict the future.
Pennsylvania:
1. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
2. You may not sing in the bathtub.
3. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
Rhode Island:
1. No one may bite off another's leg.
2. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
South Carolina:
1. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
2. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
South Dakota:
1. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
2. No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
Tennessee:
1. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
2. Hollow logs may not be sold.
3. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
4. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
5. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
6. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 pm.
7. An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No More".
Texas:
1. It is illegal to sell one's eye.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
3. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
4. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
5. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
Utah:
1. It is illegal not to drink milk.
2. It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
3. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
4. No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
5. Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
 Ophrysia · Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 03:32pm · 0 Comments |
