well, congrats! You're probably the first person to come here... sweatdrop uh... I have a small cold at the moment... gonk I can barely hear anything and *cough cough at the same time, it's a good thing!!! Last night I went downstairs to go get something I wasn't supposed to, and it was waayyy past 12, but my psycho, neurotic, overprotective mom was still up. So as I was going down, I started coughing real loud, and when I got downstairs, I pretended to get some water. Just in case you didn't catch on, this is what I was doing:
SNEAKY
a) alibi
b) enough evidence to prove said alibi (long enough time period for alibi to commence, whatnot)
c) trusty 'witness' (optional, but comes in handy) to agree to said alibi if needed
Example:
Mission ninja : vegetables that are just plain nasty
continually grab some vegetables and occasionally eat ONE
Allow reasonable time between grabbing vegetables so that you don't grab much
When parents leave table*, put vegetables back. Distribute evenly and slowly so that a)it looks like the same amount of vegetables is still there, and b)that you didn't eat all your vegetables at once (parents know how much time it takes for you to eat, so use that as your guideline for stowing the veggies).
If you grabbed too much, chew and spit into napkin.
At this time, if you have taken my advice, you probably noticed that maybe some sauce or little bits from the vegetables should be there as proof that you did in fact, eat the vegetables.
Leave one vegetable on your plate, or bits and pieces from all the vegetables there, and rip them into small pieces.
Then, cover with sauce or whatever and swish plate around so that it looks like the vegetables were moved around and picked up by your fork or spoon
*Before doing this, always find a schedule of where your parents tend to go when done with dinner, and pick a time when you'll have plenty of time to leave evidence of you 'eating' the vegetables
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