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Ecstacy; the act of hanging out with friends for too long, AND OR eating too much Taco time.
Procrastination; I'll find a definition for it later.
Murder; Someone being killed by another someone who either randomly picked them, Or had some beef with them, save vegetarians, where they just had problems.
The apocolypse; Barney takes over the world.
Narcolepsy; The act of...zZzZzZ (Falling asleep randomly)
Mate and Flush; A dirty sounding term used on the program "Inventor". It means to align the object (Flush) And to glue them together (Mate). It sounds REALLY dirty, Doesnt it?
ablutophobia; If you have it, You're a very dirty child indeed. (A fear of washing or bathing yourself)
Nightmare; See "Apocolypse"
Vice; Evil Wicked degrading actions. (Last president much?)
Bipolar; Being really happy one minute and Angry out of your mind the next.
Amnesia; The act of forgetting- Wait, What was I saying again?
Autophagia; Cannibalism
Anxiety disorder; The act of getting sudden and intense feelings of fear and trouble breathing. Oh my god...Where am I? O_O' *Hyperventilates*
Capgras delusion; A feeling that aclose friend, Spouse or aquaintance is replaced with an Identical looking imposter. *Stares suspiciously at you*
ululate; AHHHHHHHH! (To howl, Wail)
Papaphobia; Fear of- OMIGAWD!! IS THAT THE POPE? RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! DX
Genuphobia; Wait...Are those knees on your legs? AAAH!! DX
Hobophobia; A quite distinct fear of hobos.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia; A fear of long words. (The irony, Eh?)
Aurophobia; A fear of god (Hope no christians have this...)
Catapedaphobia; Fear of jumping from high and low places. (Medium places?)
Cypridophobia; Fear of whores and sluts (It says prostitues, So I improvised)
Avi; Bird (It's greek...I think...)
Death; To take a never ending nap while wearing a bullet proof sweater.
Roadkill; Whatever the road murdered.
Bad movie; To have little or no plotline AND OR baising a movie off a book and cutting out the best parts.
Bad video game; See "bad movie"
Nintendo; Not Intentionaly Named To Entertain Non Dorks Obviously.
Hell; See "Nightmare"
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- Title: ~Crazy Definitions~
- Artist: elppanS larutaN
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This is an accumulated thing, I've been coming up with rediculous definitions for, like, ever, and so I compiled a bunch of them. I hope you like them.
~f - Date: 03/21/2009
- Tags: crazy definitions
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- XxTechno-TerrorxX - 04/15/2009
- Loved it! You seem to be a very funny/random person. That's a good thing. I honor your talent.
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- BellaXEdward_forever - 04/14/2009
- HAHA!!! love it! 5/5
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