Quotes
"If heaven doesn't have gay porn, i don't wanna go..."
"Hate is such a strong word... yet so appropriate."
"NO! I DON'T WATCH PORN! -shifty eyes-"
"I'm a SUPER pervert!"
"If life gives you lemons, read them!"
"I'm Amanda, and I don't have a problem! I'M NOT INSANE! YAOI IS NOT AN ADDICTION! I can stop anytime I want... i just don't want to!"(so true)
"SAVE THE LEMONS!"
"all stress out and no one to choke."
"you have the right to remain silent so please shut up"
"i just love nonverbal communication"
"there's nothing wrong with being a loser unless you're really good at it"
"silent is golden, duck-tape is silver."
"god must love stupid people, he made so many."
"reality is a nice place, but i wouldn't want to live there."
"don't criticize my mess unless you like to become part of it."
"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you."
"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."
"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."
"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."
"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."
"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."
"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.”
"don't upset me I’m running out of place to hide the bodies"
"judge me all you want just keep the verdict to yourself"
"the world is coming to an end please log off."
"my mind is like a steel trap, it is rusty and illegal in forty-seven state"
"i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it"
"she's insufferable, but tolerable."
"I'm not invisible, you just chose not to see me"
"I rather be by myself then alone in a crowd"
“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”
“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”
Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.
"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."
"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards
You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."
"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"
Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.
Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute
Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
"A stupid grown tree, I have a whole forest."
"Everything I need to know I learn from the people in my basement."
"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it"
"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."
"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"
"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."
"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."
"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"
"My doctors said I was a walking abortion."
"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed."
"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."
"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."
"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."
"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
