Today I was making a hotdog-and-ketchup sandwich (there was nothing else), and I started cutting the hotdog AND THERE WAS ******** CHEESE IN THE HOTDOG. Right in the middle of my ******** hotdog. Ho s**t. I just about pissed myself.
And that, girls and boys, is my sandwich story for the day.
Corporal Bitchface Community Member 
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