*...its now been one whole week since we had the Contest of Personalities. since Positive was taken by the winner, Negative. since Positive and Negative have gone missing. one whole week and we still haven't found them. all we have is a spagetti sauce can with lots of odd messages and a voodoo doll who claims that Positive and Negative are in a bookstore.
but we cant find them because OUR OFFICERS ARE TOO BUSY READING MANGA!!!*
Security: uh, sorry boss...
*(sigh) why me? what did i do to deserve this? all i did was write a journel where the voices in my head talk and have lives... and now look what's happened... cry I HATE MY LIFE!!!!! *
Security: come on boss. theres no time for self pity.
*im so messed up that even my head is telling me to calm down and stop being a pitiful person who create a world that destroyed her....
Security: uh, thats not wat i said boss
*SHUT UP!!! CANT U SEE THAT I'M WALLOWING IN SELF-PITY HERE?! gonk scream gonk scream
Security: um... im just going to walk over here...
Officer: wat... wat the?
*wat is it wats going on?*
Security: boss... look...
*look at wa?... wat the hell?!*
Positive: hi everyone 4laugh
Negative: wats going on?
*.............. THATS WAT WE'D LIKE TO KNOW!!!!!*
Positive: huh? neutral
Negative: stare
*where the hell have you two been?! we've been looking everywhere for you!!! we thought that Negative did something horrible to Positive... yet here you are... all happy*
Positive: of course i'm happy 3nodding i'm always happy 4laugh
Negative: you got that right stare
*....................................................*
Security: i'll handle this boss. so where have you two been?
*i already asked that*
Positive: we've been to a lot of places: the movies, resturants, bookstores, the list goes on 3nodding
Negative: we've been traveling a bit but we've stayed inside the states incase that's why the police are here.
Security: well we didn't see you after the contest so we just thought that... uh...
Negative: you thought that i had taken Positive to some sort of torture chamber and tortured her for my own joy with all sorts of torture devices... right?
Security: uh, yeah. how'd you know?
Negative: because it's in my nature... stare twisted
*but then why didn't you tell us. and what about the spagetti sauce can with the messages and the voodoo doll?*
Positive:
eek u found the voodoo doll? eek
Security: yeah but we lost Lucky.
Positive: eek eek eek i'm so sorry... cry
Security: nah, it's fine. Lucky was a good man... but i guess his luck finally ran out
*all right. enough about unlucky Lucky. *so what have u been doing this whole week?*
Negative: after i won, i got Positive to do a lot of things for me. taxes, cleaning, that sort of stuff. anyway, afterwards, we went to some resturant (Posite's treat of course) and we won a raffle and got a credit card that let us buy whatever we wanted for a whole week. needless to say that i didn't want it... so Positive took it. then she dragged me along all over the place spending money. today was the alst day it worked so Positive took me here. and that's when you showed up.
*............ but wat about the messages in the spagetti can?*
Neagtive: well i ran out of paper and i was eating spagetti so i just wrote what Positive and i were doing in the can stare
*but all we found was odd messages*
Positive: ... um... that would be my fault... i got bored, saw the can, and wrote in it. i didn't notice Negative's meesage. sorry...
*.......... so we were searching for a whole week beacause of a misread meesage?*
Negative: yep
stare
Positive: sorry...
Security: wow.... all right boys! buy ur manga! we are outta here! later boss!
*...*
Neagtive: thanks for the stuff Positive. see u tomorrow for the journel.
Positive k! i can't wait.
(everyone leaves the bookstore.)
*I CANT BELEIVE I CHASED THEM AROUND IN MY HEAD FOR A WHOLE WEEK!!!!!*
the end...... for now.....
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