A guy and a girl are riding a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it; only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the breaks were broken, and he didnt want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant he would die.
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morbid days
Some random s**t!! I think thats simple enough fo rthose who are kinda stupid XD