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This is a funny little story i wrote at the request of a friend...now read and see how shika and neji act like geniuses^^


And They Call Themselves Geniuses
Shika was sitting on a bench with a jar of pickles. He couldn’t seem to be able to open it. That’s when Neji walked by. He stopped and took a few steps back and stopped in front of Shika.
“What are you doing?” Neji asked.
“I can’t figure out how to open this.” Shikamaru said holding up the jar.
“Hmmmm. Let me take a look Shikamaru.”
“Here.”
“There aren’t any instructions?”
“Nope.”
Neji took out a kunai.
“You got an idea?” Shika asked.
“Yep!”
Neji tried to stab the jar. The kunai didn’t even make a dent.
“Now what?” Neji asked.
“Let me try.”
Shikamaru set the jar down on the ground. Then he took a few steps back.
“Kagemane no jutsu true shadow binding jutsu!”
The jar fell to the ground.
“That didn’t work either!” Neji cried.
Then Naruto walked up the path.
“Ooo pickles!” He said picking up the jar.
He unscrewed the lid and dropped it on the ground.
Then he walked off eating the pickles.
“No way!!” Neji and Shika said.
Sasuke who had watched the whole thing said “And you call your selves geniuses, Ha!”