Author's notes of doom:
Me: I've decided to write a random fanfic in my journal thingy. Feel free to comment. xp It's a Naruto fanfic, and it's totally whack. You might feel brain-dead after reading it, but feel free to read it, anyway. twisted
I'm sending a spy into the Naruto world. Her name's Raikira (my avi/character). xd Here she is:
By the way, in this fic, I'll be called Michiru. Me:
Naruto: Oi... Michiru-chan... Why aren't you in your ANBU uniform or those ninja clothes?
Sakura: And what's with all the animals? And why the keyblade? I thought this was a Naruto fanfic.
Inner Sakura: I can't believe the show is named after... *looks at Naruto crossly* him!
Me: whee I decided to get out of ninja clothes because it's a Naruto fanfic. I aslo decided that a keyblade is much more fun than a kunai. Plus, I'm building an ark. What else could I be doing with all the animals? After all... I'm the Authoress Almighty! Mwahahahaha! twisted
Naruto and Sakura: sweatdrop That doesn't make sense...
Me: Sure, it does! eek *stares at Naruto and Sakura evilly* twisted
Naruto and Sakura: *gulps*
Sasuke: *points at me accusingly* You! You were the one who killed Itachi! I was supposed to kill him! How dare you!
Me: eek Ah... Well, I... have to go push a hippo out of my doorway! Leaving this to Raikira. Buh-bye! *runs out the door with Sasuke chasing me*
Sasuke: Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!
Sakura: eek Sasuke-kun's back?
Naruto: Yatta! Sasuke's back! I knew he would never abandon us!
Raikira: stare Well, let's get on with the fic, people!
Me: *runs back* Introduce the story first!!!! *sees Sasuke* Uh-oh. Sigh... The hippo wasn't big enough to stop him... Waaaaaaah!*runs away crying*
Raikira: Okay. Well, trust me. This story makes absolutely no sense, so there's absolutely no sense in me introducing the story. Therefore, I will not. Michiru's stories never work out right. So you might as well not read this. Are you still reading this?!? Why?!? You're supposed to be gone by now! What's the matter with you?!? eek Go away! Shoo!
Me: Raikira, you're scaring away the audience!
Sakura: Michiru-chan... I think they're already gone... *points out at empty audience seats*
Me: Why must fate be so cruel?
Everyone else: sweatdrop It's okay, Michiru-chan... We always have next time...
Me: mrgreen Oh well! Let's start the story now! Whoopee!!!!!!
Naruto: stare But the audience is gone, Michiru-chan...
Me: biggrin Nope! We still have that cricket clicking in the far corner over there. *points at cricket* (The cricket scurries away in hope of escaping.) *picks up cricket and puts it in jar* Hahahahaha! Now it has to watch whether it likes it or not! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *coughs* ninja Okay. Let's get this started.
The fanfic starts in my next journal entry, by the way. xp
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