Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work (Joke)
- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
- "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
- "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken."
- "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
- Amen."
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