i got this from one of my best friends and i think is really funny enjoy whee
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you plot revenge against
the sorry b****** who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
4. When you are confused -- I will use little words that you can undertsand.
5. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
6. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a** , because you'd probably do the same for me .
7. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
lol my friends would so do that xd lol whee
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