ok yesterday i was watching a crappy horror movie called the graveyard and i decided b/c it was late at night and ppl where dieing to make my own list of awesome s**t i could do if i was a movie monster/horror killer
1.i could say the weirdest crap and still make ppl fear me. if you dont know killers have a thing with puns and jokes that only they would get like
~example one~
killer-why would a girl like you be in this grave yard in the DEAD of night
~example two~
victom-what time is it??
killer-time for you to die
(b/c we need to know the time when where getting chased by a psyco-path)
2.no matter what i did infront of a cop they would neglect it as "normal" orjust pretend im not there. even if i was talking to them infront of my wanted sign i swear there retarded
~example~
*killer walks in with huge frikin knife*
victom-HELP COP PLEASE HES GANNA KILL ME!!
cop-no hes just on his way to cut a cake*smile turns around knife to throat and dies*(or response somthing like pasha sure younge miss how bout you get backhome*dies*)
cops are stupid in movies its a common factor the never believe the victom even if the victom comes to him whith his arm ripped off and the killer following him in.they blame the innocent or the ppl who look guilty that arn't.
3.i could randomly make ppl trip any time i wanted
~example~
person-HEY WAZZZZ UPPPSSS*TRIP*AHHH
me-for talking like that you deserved that
4.i could make cars stop just b/c im around them but anything i need no matter what condition it is in or where it is i can get it
*walking down street*
car-VROOM VROOM VROooo...*car died*
"welcome to prime time b***h"-freddy kruger
~just random quotes~
Im a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage.
-Unkown
"Im old enough to know better but young enough not to care."
-Elisa Bray
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein
A positive attitude might not solve you problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth it.
-Herm Albright
One fate: 8 million ways to defy it.
-Unknown
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ERROR!! ERROR!! ERROR!! ERROR!! youve just seen awesomeness~
read it or be shuned
"Any man can have one really bad day and end up just like me."
--The Joker