1.OFF COLBERTNATION.COM STEPHEN COLBERT FANTASIES 2 OF WHICH=ALEXUS
Fantasies
Weekend with Dr. House
Duet with Justin Timberlake
Astronaut License
OPEN!
Colmes in Gitmo
Attend Hogwarts
Golf with Nixon
Hunt Man
Wrestle Manilow
Leather Pants
Try Appletini
Baby Carrots
2.THE EYEBROW!!LEX IS AWESOME AT IT!!
3.THERE BOTH OH SO GANGAST AND WHITE!
4.THEY BOTH LOVE THEMSELVES
5.SOMEWHAT RELATED TO SUPERMAN (ALEXUS=LEX LUTHER)
6.BOTH DANCE WEIRD
7.DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THIS PICTURE?
8.THEY BOTH HAVE PROBLEMS(IF AWESOMENESS IS A PROBLEM)
9.....REALLY I HAVE TO SAY ANYMORE?THIS JUST HAS LEX ALL OVER IT..
THAT MY FRIEND MAKES ME JON STEWART AND A HALF OF STEPHEN FOR MAKING YOU!!....(not in that way)
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(IT HAD TO BE HIM TO? IM SURPRISED STEVE CARRELL WASNT THERE(randy=gay=steve carrels's part you remeber?)
omg i just cant do the eyebrow so fking jelouse i swear i want it so bad(I MEAN THE EYEBROW PERVS!)
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA(im so sry!!)
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I'll take this entire thing as a compliment to my awesomeness!!!!