Since tonight's the end of Daylight Savings Time, I'd like to make a public service announcement about time travel.
Tonight, when the clocks get turned back, we will all have the opportunity to relive one hour of our lives. For most, this is meaningless, and will be quickly forgotten. But for others, it will present an opportunity to get into serious MISCHIEF.
Time travel is serious business. Going back in time means you can destroy the future. Perhaps the first time you experiance the hour tonight, you do nothing. Nothing at all. And the future remains stable. But when you turn the clock back, you decide to smoke some reefer. SUDDENLY, apes take over the world. They destroy all we have created, and then enslave us all, and squelch our ingenuity, reducing us to their former level.
You DAMN, DIRTY apes... WE HAD SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! AND YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! *pounds the ground* DAMN YOU! *sobs* DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! *weeps for all humanity*
That being said, have a safe end to Daylight Savings time! And for God's sake, don't do ANYTHING during the second time we live through an hour UNLESS you are SUPPOSED to do it! In that case, by God YOU BETTER DO IT!
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The Misadventures of Cujo-Chan
Ok, so my entries will probably all be one of 2 things: Parts of the novella I've been meditating on for about 3 years now but have only recently begun to actually write; or the weird, stupid things that happen to me everyday. (usually the latter)
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I still go with Little Pete's philosophy...do something legendary and awesome that you get your own floaty pen! ninja