<center> A Theory thought up by: Evelyn Huffman
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Scene 1: It is 10:07AM, Nicole a girl thought to be innocent...leaves 2nd period
She exits
"TRA LA LA!" she says dancing down the hallway thinking "u toched my tra la la!"
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Scene 2: Her mating dance fails - She is full of bittery sadness
"WAA MOMMY!" she crys as a boy crosses his fingers saying "STAY AWAY I SHALL NOT MATE W/ U!!!!"
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Scene 3: So she heads to the cafeteria in search of a sex god.
She spots a "sex god" and screams "OMG ITS A SEX GOD!" looking happy and joyful. The sex god replys "I AM SEXY!" as he drools and twitches with his god-like glow surrounding his halo.
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Scene 4: So the process begins...
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Scene 5: PANDA! *picture of a panda with a heart appears" WOO THE RANDOMNESS!"
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Scene 6: WHen she fullfills her "quota" she leaves the cafeteria where she was having "study hall". GERBILS!
She waits for the OMIGHTY Evelyn to arrive as she drools and her eyes turn to hearts.
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Scene 7: When the OMIGHTY Evelyn arrives....
She gasps and her eyes bulge "How did u get here so fast?" she says. Nicole replys with a smile similar to this xd on her face "BY THE POWER OF DOING IT!!!"
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THE END!
 Devil_Babe222 · Tue Oct 26, 2004 @ 10:25pm · 3 Comments |
