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Hutchisms
Ok, explanation time. My math teacher, Mr. Hutchison, says some very wierd or funny stuff, and I know several people who have taken to keeping track of these "Hutchisms." I've decided to join them. Here I'll be posting all the Hutchisms I come across, and this entry will be updated whenever I can enter the new ones I hear.
First Generation
These are the Hutchisms that I kept track of the first year I had Mr. Hutchison, when I was in Algebra II last year. Enjoy!
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"Slicker than a bucket of snot!"
"We're geniuses!" ... "Are we still geniuses?"
"I LOVE it!"
"Now you need to ask yourself, 'self, how would a handsome, intelligent guy like me do a problem like this?'"
"Now, my little chickens..."
"...in a nutshell..."
"I have a small rainforest here to hand out." (note: we kill a lot of rainforests in Hutch's class...)
"Many moons ago..."
"...gone the way of the dodo."
"Does that make logical sense?"
"Beautiful!"
"That's all there is to it."
"I lied."
Second Generation
These would be the quotes I'm still recording this year, which, sadly, will be my last year with Mr. Hutchison. That means that I have to work extra hard this year to collect as many Hutchisms as possible before I graduate. Hmm, maybe I'll have to ask my brother to keep track once I'm gone... I'll ask him. But, anyway, enjoy these too!
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"...kicking your puppy..."
"Do you push people in wheel chairs around too!?"
"...then I thought to myself, 'self, you are a genius!'"
"Is that logical?"
"I like chicken... I like fish... chicken and fish make a tasty dish."*
"Big whoopy thrill."
"...then you have to think to yourself, 'Self...'"
"You'd rather have one out of five wrong than one out of ten." (...wait.... what? that's not right!)
"You guys are geniuses, geniuses, geniuses... up until the point when we take the test."
*drops chalk* "Fumble!"
student: "I have a question."
Hutch: "I'm like Radio Shack; I've got answers."
"Many, many moons ago..."
"... or I'm gonna be on you like a cheap pair of shorts."
"Now we're cooking with vinegar!"
"Potato chip, potato chip, dear to my heart. Potato chip, potato chip, I'm so sad we are apart."*
"Now there's my answer, and I'm done."
"With this being said..."
"Oh, nelly..."
"Oh... That one's ugly."* (of course, Hutch then assigns us the 'ugly' problem...)
"This should be easy to understand if..."
"I also now know where these are going to be located as well."
"Sweet Mary Jane!"
"Happier than a pig in mud."
"The fish I have in this room have the attention span of a fish."
"That makes me nervous... I don't like it."
"This section is painful."
Two girls are reading their essay on a computer screen...
Hutch: "You two are staring at that screen like it's gonna run away."
*note: these quotes are little songs that Mr. Hutchison will sing at random times when we have time to work... it's very strange...
*note 2: when Hutch (or one of his students) calls a problem or an answer "Ugly," it can mean one of three things:
1) the answer is a long, drawn out decimal, or otherwise complicated,
2) the question itself is extremely long and complicated/badly worded, or
3) the process to reach the answer is either extremely long and complicated, or long and tedious...
 Rosethourne · Wed Jan 02, 2008 @ 05:32am · 0 Comments |
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