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Most functional word. XD
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider, You can be s**t faced, s**t out of luck, Or have s**t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, Find a place for your s**t, Or decide to s**t or get off the pot.

You can smoke s**t, Buy s**t, sell s**t, Lose s**t, find s**t, Forget s**t, And tell others to eat s**t and die.

Some people know their s**t, While others can't tell the difference between s**t and shineola.

There are lucky shits, Dumb shits, Crazy shits, And sweet shits.

There is bull s**t, Horse s**t, And chicken s**t.

You can throw s**t, Sling s**t, Shoot the s**t, Or duck when s**t hits the fan.

You can give a s**t, Or serve s**t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep s**t, Or be happier than a pig in s**t.

Some days are colder than s**t, Some days are hotter than s**t, And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like s**t, Things can look like s**t, And there are times when you feel like s**t.

You can have too much s**t, Not enough s**t, The right s**t, The wrong s**t, Or a lot of weird s**t.

You can carry s**t, Have a mountain of s**t, Or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t, And other times you fall into a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your s**t, You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, If you give a s**t.






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Grandknight Saber
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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 07, 2008 @ 04:46am
wow so many foul words * looks at sailors * hey they are blushing


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 08, 2008 @ 01:01am
I tend to have that effect on them. xd



Rhaplanca
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Grandknight Saber
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commentCommented on: Thu Jan 31, 2008 @ 06:58pm
lol X3


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