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First, I will give you a moment to reflect on all the wondrous and humorous possibilities a title like this would bring to mind.
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Done yet? ... Not quite, huh?
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How about now? Almost?
Good.

Okay. So, some of you already know that over the Winter Break I had to take a loverly drive halfway across the country. And that is just one of my many sarcastic comments about the trip. Southern California to eastern Texas, it was over 2800 miles, round trip. We timed it, and we actually made it in exactly 3 days, including sleeping time.

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Now. I would LOVE to take this time to go over with you the real reason behind the title of this journal, but there is one fundamental problem with doing so at this time.

My laptop's power source died. I can not boot it up. At all.

So, I am stuck on the ever-busy, slow-because-its-slowly-dying, house-computer-with-no-privacy.

So, I will be updating this journal about my lovely trip and life's insanity as often as I can until it is done. But until it is, please be patient!!! Anyone who leaves a comment below this entry will get a pm from me every time i update it so that you'll know to check back for the next portion. That work for you? It better, because I doubt I will have time to do it any more efficiently. For now, I gotta go.