I feel the need to post some of the things that have happened to me, not just for your benefit, but for mine as well, i'd like to have a reference for when i tell my epic storys of love, death, gloom, and bunny rabbits.
Story one-Tyler gets sent to the office
Ok everyone has those people who we just utterly hate with an intensity that shouldn't be possible. Well this year (sophomore) I'm in a class with two such individuals. This story is about one of them (and the one i hate the most).
Ok now let me start off by saying generally i do not judge people, i think i said this in my other entry but i feel the need to say it again, i do not judge unless im judged first.
Now to the story...It was the first week of the year and a girl whom shall only be known as teh slut was sitting in front of me telling the group of people around us about her 30 year old boy friend (shes 16..and yes you read that right he's 30) now teh slut had just gotten into about how lovely her bf's two kids where when suddenly she looks to me (as i was the youngest in the group of people) and ask if i had ever had sex. Now at this point the Tyler was already seeing that he would hate this girl, and so he had to think of how to reply, he could be an a**, be funny, or not reply at all. I chose to try and be funny
I look her straight in the eye and ask her if I looked like i had had sex before. Now the rest of the people in the class got the joke and started laughing, teh slut however didn't get it, and decided that Tyler was making fun of her. So she turns on me and asks what the ******** did i mean by that. Now..when Tyler is met with aggression he returns the favor. So i simply asked her if she would have sex with me. Out comes the expected answer "HELLLLLLL NO" and i replied...well if a girl as slutty as you wouldn't have sex with me chances are no NORMAL girl would have sex with me either.
Now after i said that the teacher (who had been laughing) comes and tells me to please be quiet and be nice so the Tyler kindly sits down. As the teacher is walking away however Teh slut says that she really needs Jame's (her 30 year old bf) to sex her up, and i couldn't contain myself and called her a slut..again.
And so the Tyler was sent to the office....
end of story time part 1 ^-^
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Teh lifes and times of a scrawny kid
Well lets see, the title would seem to hint at me being skinny which I'am, however it would also lead you to believe that i have a life..which i don't :D
However every now and again something so huge so catastrophic happens that it must be posted
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I like how you refer to yourself in third person.
"The Tyler..."
"...beat up a crack-whore and ate a skank through a turkey baster"
did that leave a disturbing mental image like I had hoped??