'Lo and behold! This decree tis abundant in ripe mockery to take up among ye schoolmates! Especially I, due to the knowledge that I myself hath penned it through thoroughly, as a bar wench may thoroughly scrub a chamber pot! [eww...]
Anyway, check out the crazy things I've done, and then satisfy that unbearable urge we all get when we see little boxes in need of filling out. Or is that just me? Kindly repost it here or in your own journal, but be sure to let me know! I want to see who else has put their underwear on inside out AND backwards.
I've done 29 stupid things out of 35 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. [x] You have ran into a tree/bush. [x] You have tried to lick your elbow. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [_] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You've never seen the Matrix the whole way through. [x]You have typed only with two fingers. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [_] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [_] You have fallen asleep in class and started to drool. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People sometimes shake their heads when they talk to you. [x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x] You use your fingers to do simple math. [_] You have eaten a bug [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was right in front of you [x] You have ran around naked in your house. [_] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. [x] You break a lot of things. [_] Your friends know not to use big words around you. [x] You tilt your head when you're confused. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before. [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. [x] The word "uhm" is used many times a day in your vocab.
Miss_Mascara_Massacre · Sat Feb 02, 2008 @ 12:42am · 0 Comments |