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Chapter 1
Bumpier
While Emma and Jessy were sitting in their living room, they were thinking about how great life would be if they jumped off a camel. Emma was in the highchair thinking that the camel would be Ashton Kutcher. And how she would want to ride him through New York City and take him to the Empire State Building. There they would meet Ted Newgent and sing rock. Then Emma will get tired of riding Ashton, and jump off of him, and accidentally jump off the building.
While Jessy on the other hand, was sitting on the T.V and watching the couch, her mind wandered off into thinking about a camel named Larry The Cable Guy, and how she would ride him through Washington D.C… There they would go to the White House, and meet the president's secretary, Condalisa Riceroni. The camel, Larry The Cable Guy was making everybody laugh. But Jessy got sick and tired of his wannabe black guy jokes, and jumped off of him. But she didn't realize that the president was on the other side, and she knocked him out cold.
During their thinking time, something amazing happened. The microwave went Beep, Beep, Beep. HURRAY!!! Their dinner was ready. They had made a turkey in the microwave. While they were feasting on their wonderful dinner, Emma had a thought. She was thinking about if a turtle lost its shell, would it be considered naked??? And Jessy began to think about this as well. And Emma had another challenging idea for Jessy. Why are their interstates in Hawaii??? Hmm.......thought Jessy. Maybe we should call a poison control center about these fearful questions. So they did, and they didn’t really have an answer for them. They just told them they should try googling it. And they did. But there weren’t any answers for them there either.
And from now on these questions thought up by Emma will never be answered. And it makes them sad. So, will Emma’s ques. ever get answered, will they ever finish their turkey, and will they get their showers??? Find out in the next chapters of this book......
Chapter 2
Girls Gone Wild
When Emma and Jessy were learning how tie their shoe laces, they gotta call from the king of Somerphillivia, George Peemont Bush. He had told them about how the director and producer from Girls Gone Wild were attacking Starbucks. Because he ordered a Mocha Strawberry,fruitchocolate coconut-cherry pie decafe coffee, and he got a Mocha, Strawberry, fruitchocolate coconut, apple pie regular coffee. And you can bet your grandmas donkey's cousin twice removed bottom that he was ticked off. And the only way to calm him down was to crack eggs.
While Emma was trying to hold him down, Jessy went to Giant Eagle to get some eggs and a bowl. The director, whose name by the way is d**k Chanesy, was trying to destroy the cashier for getting him the wrong order. But Emma was there to save him. She tried everything she could to stop him from using his camera to shoot him in his new coming release called Guys Gone Not Too Wild.
In the meantime, Jessy was trying her hardest to get to the nearest Giant Eagle. But there was a catch; the closest Giant Eagle was in Tokyo. So Jessy had to use her addidas shoes so she could run over water. Once she got to Tokyo, she got a little distracted by the way they wore their shoes. They wore them with the left on right, and right on left. Then she snapped back into reality.
Emma was getting thrown around by the angry d**k Chanesy. She couldn't hold him all by herself. She needed help, and fast. But there was noone around to hear her cries. So she ate a can of spinach, and she turned into a beast. Not the ugly kind. But the extremely hott and sexy kind. She did it to distract d**k Chanesy. Which she did. He couldn't stop staring at her. He then decided to try and get her to be in the next Girls Gone Wild video. And Emma was hoping that Jessy will get back with those eggs pretty soon. She wasn't ready to let all of America and any other weird countries to see her naked......yet.
Jessy was running all around Tokyo trying to find a Giant Eagle. When she finally found one they wouldn’t let her in because of her shoes. She had to get rid of her addidas; they helped her walk on water. Jessy had the smart idea of putting them in her pockets, and it worked. Once she got the eggs, she was looking for the bowls. But the bowls were nowhere in sight. OH MY GOODNESS!!! cried Jessy. WHAT EVER AM I GONNA TO DO??? Then she had brilliant thought. Once she saw someone with a bowl in their cart, she would snatch it.
BOOM!!!! d**k Chanesy gotta hold of the cashier and threw him into the coffee making machine. Of course this made all of the business people very angry. Now how were they supposed to please their bosses. They all ganged up on him and took him down to the ground, and threw muffins at him. And these were not your ordinary muffins....oh no they were special. They were blueberry muffins. And he cried.
Anyway in Tokyo, Jessy was about to face one of her most challenging challenges yet. She was going to steal someone’s bowl right in front of them. This lady was in the cereal isle when Jessy noticed that there was a bowl in her cart. So Jessy snuck up behind her, crawled under the cart pretending to be Tom Cruise in all the Mission Impossible's. She was crawling around and singing the theme music which goes.... (Sing theme music). When she finally caught up to her......
Emma on the other was fighting one of her most normal challenges yet. She knew exactly what to do. She just took a nap while the business people were kicking d**k Chanesy ace. She was thinking of little Hippo's skipping through a field of daisies and tulips. Until she heard Jessy coming back with the bowl and eggs. When they gave them to d**k Chanesy, he was so happy you would think he has been on acid his entire life.
So once again, the day is saved by Jessy And Emma. Will Jessy ever switch her shoes back to the right foot, will Emma ever find out about the answers???? Find out later...(or when we feel like writting more) in this second book of the series.
 Millie990 · Wed Feb 20, 2008 @ 07:21pm · 1 Comments |
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