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*Oakeyo's diary*
*Diary entry 4*

Well,today was fun...
I came to scool 5 munits early , Unfortunately that's not early enough for my form tutor. Apparently you have to be at your form class when she's at form class.
Only downfall to this is that my form tutor comes to school at 1:00 in the morning.
Anyway i came in with the rest of the class and she sort of "Exploded"
We knew we shouldn't say anything because her face was red but a twitt in the front row starts laughing for no particular reason (Bagger!)

At the moment my form tutor's got me into doing some welsh poem.
She's cunning eye,
She somehow tricked me into doing it,
I think our conversation went something a little like this:
her biggrin OOO MY BLUMIN WELSH POEM OR IT'S DETENSION!!!!!
me surprised kay "'_'

Yeah, something like that... gonk

First i had Geography with Mr Ehhhhhhhhhhvans
Well anyway, He's the oldest teacher in the school but i doubt he's even hit, welll, puberty because his voice is really high.
Sometimes he sais stuff only dolphins can hear.
He's really old and has the stupidest combover you've ever seen.
Fair play , He's not that old and he's pretty good at teaching
But c'mon even my English teacher makes fun of him! xd

Unfortunately he wasn't in, Instead we had a SUPPLY TEACHER
now,from all i know supply teachers are really bad at teaching, OF ANY SORT!
This one looks like dawn french, Except really ugly
And everyone calls her "Terry's chocolate orange lady" She doesn't know anything!
anything! Supply teachers just give you a sheet and tell you to do it, They don't help they don't even read it.
Once or twice we've been given the wrong sheet and we've just ended up spending a whole lesson trying to tell the teacher that it's the wrong sheet, but they just think you're trying to trick them.!

Second, I had history
the history department is made up of all women who should be themed with the song 'coz girls just wanna have fun'- Not in a good way!
THEY ALL HAVE DISTORTED BODY PARTS!
One's really fat, one has a really long face ,one's a man an mine, well mine has unbelievingly large hips!
They're practically cup holders, she doesn't need a chair with arms!
Today she was replaced by another teacher as we learned the wonders of
ACHING WRISTS ^_^
In history we do more writing than we do in English
It's torture! pirate
We don't need to learn the methods of Medeivil torture, we're doing it!

I then had a few other boring lessons but i may as well just skip to the best one.

Lunch!
Today i had a fine chicken mayonaise sandwich priced at £1.00 with chicken, mayonnaise and for some odd reason bacon??

Well it was fine...


Last lesson i was supposed to have English but my English teacher was ill so we had to go to another classroom.
I went back to the geography department with everyone else, at which point i was picked out to go with the school janitor to...


Clean tables
With some friends of cource.
We had to stack chairs and move tables ready for year 9's parents evening
We didn't do much work, but it was fun watching noel squirt water from his nose, even if he is a little weird.
At this point i got little closer to the dinner ladies as they mumbled Spanish insults at me and tried to "Mow me down" with they're floor polishers.
they get so temperamental when you put a chair on an unpolished piece of floor.

any who, I came home, My friends offered to go to the park with me, but i declined just to write you all this journal entry.

I hope you enjoyed my journal entry, if you didn't *Pike off*

(My thoughts this week go out to me who now has arthritis after typing this massive entry)

[Fact: Did you know that oakeyo's journal takes 1 hour to write, but oakeyo has a method, He gets his cat to type with him at 15 minute intervals]