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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys
> his age rather
> curious.
>
> He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out'
> from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and
> how it was done.
>
> One day he took his question to his mother, who
> became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
> things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the
> curtains one night and watch his older sister and
> her boyfriend.
>
> This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
> EVERYTHING to his mother.
>
> "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
> then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
> started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must
> be getting sick, because her face started looking
> funny.
>
>
> He must have thought so too, because he put his hand
> inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way
> the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the
> doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
> her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because
> pretty soon both of them started panting and getting
> all out of breath.
>
> His other hand must have been cold because he put it
> under her skirt.
>
> About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
> sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end
> of the couch. This was when her fever started. I
> knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
> really hot.
>
> Finally, I found out what was making them so
> sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants
> somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
> there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he
> grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.
>
> When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got
> big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
> calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it
> was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell
> her about the ones down at the lake by our house!
>
> Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by
> biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it
> with both hands and held it tight while he took a
> muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the
> eel's head to keep it from biting again.
>
> Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a
> scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of
> the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.
>
> Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend
> almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill
> the eel by squashing it between them.
>
> After a while they both quit moving and gave a great
> sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they
> killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there,
> limp, and some of its insides were hanging out.
>
> Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the
> battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
> started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the
> eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started
> to fight again.
>
> I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or
> something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
> kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute
> struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
> dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
> off and flush it down the toilet.