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Nice enough fellow, he invited me in for a drink. We got to talking about the problems on earth... he really is an enlightened fellow and has a great world view... (I guess it must be required for the job) Then he sprung a suprise on me... he brought out monopoly. Well I have to admit it's been awhile since I have had a challenge at the game like this one. So I chose the car... War started getting mad at me. "I don't want to be the iron!!!" he whined. I told him to pick the hat or the dog... "No those are LAME!!! I wanna be the car!!!" Finally I gave in (couldn't take much more of the whining), "FINE! take the stupid car and give me the hat!" he then thanked me for my kindness, I just ignored his advances towards friendship... I hate whiners... even if they are Gods.

The Game started picking up I had a couple hotels on parkplace and just kept praying he'd land there... War had all the railroads and utilities bought up and was giving me quite a run for my (fake) money. Finally the glorious moment came. War lands on parkplace, begins to whine about me wiping him out with the rent... he has to sell off all his properties just to pay me. Instead of doing that, he throws the whole game across the room and draws his flaming sword on me. Luckily I still had my entire weapons cache stored in my handy dandy utility belt, so I whip out my sledgehammer and we begin the final monopoly battle.

It suprisingly didn't take too long he must have been too used to fighting multiple foes, with an army to back him up... I killed him. I took his sword... I'm not sure if that makes me the official God of War but I am not going to assume the office, so if anyone out there needs a job, theres a diety one available... no pay (except what you plunder) cosmic powers, and armies to control... I'm goin to keep being a superhero... it's a pretty good job for now... and hey I got a sweet flaming sword to strike fear into the hearts of evil doers now XD