"I was once told that I defy all logic. I responded 'Actually, I tend to live by logic. It just so happen that most logic defies human nature.'" -me
"Organized people are just to lazy to look for things." -Kim (my supervisor/employer)
"Your self is your mind; renounce it and you become a chunk of meat ready for any cannibal to swallow." - Andrew Rand
Teacher: "Welcome to my mind."
Me: "AH! It's empty!!!"
Teacher: "My mind??"
Me: "No, my juice box ._."
Me: "AH! It's empty!!!"
Teacher: "My mind??"
Me: "No, my juice box ._."