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idea Seriously? Section 24? (No one reads this anyway...)So we might as well tell you we both got haircuts and look like Elise a.k.a. SLOTHY!!! On with the story...kind of.
idea Bec had a problem. Her problem was she wasn't sure of her gender anymore. First she was a girl. Then a million years later, she took over a boys body (poor Bill-E) and kind of turned it into a girls body but we don't know how thorough she was. This was not helped by Kernel asking her if she had a p***s. Anyway, Roy had once a similar problem. So he told Bec to meet him at the mall so they could discuss gender issues. So of course Kernel and Grubbs had to go with her cuz they were bored.
idea When the three of them got to the mall there was a lot of screaming. Bec was screaming because she thought the mall was a place of evil. Kernel was screaming because he thought they were going to the zoo but oncethey got there and Bec started screaming (whoa dialogue, it's been a while),"What do you mean mall, this is hell!" he knew they were not at the zoo. And that made Kernel scream at Grubbs because thats just what you do when your mad. Then they had to try and find Roy. But on the way they got distracted by the bra section. Grubbs had never wanted to go shopping with his brother even if his brother was a girl, but thankfully she thought it was some sort of eyepatch for Kernel.(Can anyone else picture that?) That was when Roy found them and asked Bec, formerly Bill-E, to stripi(t's okay, she gets that all the time)which she began to do in the middle of the store because she has no shame. They finally got her to go into a dressing room to do that, but not before getting a lot of questionable stares by other mall patrons. once she was in the dressing room, Roy handed her a miniskirt and told her to put it on. She came out with the skirt and Roy said(oh my gosh more dialogue!),"Oh yeah, definately a girl". And that was that.
idea Unfortunately, that was when Lord Loss broke through from the world of the demonata. Not Good. Someone yelled,"What the Fahad!" And people started running and screaming. Luckily for them, Lord Loss was not there to kill people. He wasn't even there to take his revenge on Grubbs, Kernel, and Bec.He was there to buy a bra. For Artery. He also helped Bec pick out a nice one, for Lord Loss is super helpful. Then he went back to the realm of the demonata and began plotting his revenge again. Roy was impressed. So impressed in fact that hooked back up with Sloth(wt fahad?).
idea On a completely different note, I think Matt and Mello would make a good couple. Even though Matt had a very minor supporting role. Still, that would be good. Like Light and L, and Matsuda and guy with the afro(Aizawa?). I don't know about Near though. He can be with Misa cuz I don't like both of them very much. That should have been the alternate ending. It would also be funny if the whole DeathNote series was a whole elaborate Punk'd joke by Ashton Kutcher where Light is the victim of the joke and everyones in on it but Matsuda. Go read the series thinking that. It's funny(even though no one will read this). Shut up Kim.
question To Be Continued... question