Larry: This song is called 'I Believe.'
Bill: Ya, they got that.
Jeff: You already said that.
Larry: Out of everything, this is what we belive.
For the spanish people it's 'Yo Belivo'.
Jeff: 'Yo Belivo'?
Larry: Oh, 'El Belivo', whatever. Yo, El, whatever.
It goes like this, here:
I believe; that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin Robbin's 31 flavors.
Bill: I Believe; that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
Ron: I Believe; that ignorance of the law is no excuse, and i'm quoting a new york city judge on this one.
Jeff: How old are you?
Larry: Old enough to learn how to play this.
Bill: Wait, well when's your birthday?
Larry: Febuary 17th.
Jeff: No, what year is your birthday?
Larry: Every year.
Bill: You asked.
Jeff: I Believe; if you show me a 3 year old runnin around a flee market in his underpants drinkin coca cola out of a baby bottle, and i'll show you a future nascar fan.
Larry: I Believe; that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to pay the truck payment.
Ron: I Believe; I'll have a scotch.
Oh, wait. I've already got one. You go ahead.
Bill: I Believe, ; that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, it's a little ferther south.
Jeff: I Believe; the only thing worse then having diarrhea, is trying to have it quietly in a public restroom.
Larry: That why whenever I get that, I always go into the crippled stool.
Jeff: The crippled stool?
Larry: Ya, 'cus if you get that you get the cripple stool, 'cus they always keep it clean, so you know it ain't dirty. And you got a lot of room in there for stretchin' your legs out. And, you got rails for power squeezin'.
Jeff: He's thought this out.
Larry: I Believe; the cripple stool is the Caddilac for the poopin stool.
Bill: It's your turn.
Larry: I Believe; that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.
Jeff: I Believe; that if you can't find something nice to say about somebody, you must be talking about Hilary Clinton.
Bill: I Believe; that the phrase 'Time in a bottle' referrs to the amount of beer you can drink before last call.
Jeff: I Believe; if you let somebody cut in front of you in traffic, and they dont give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath them, get them loose, and put them into the wall.
Ron: I Believe; if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find someone who's life gave them vodka, and have a party.
Jeff: I believe thats all we got. Good Night, God Bless You All.
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