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Chain-letters are EVIL!!!
I absolutely despise Chain letters! The ones for free gold are just annoying but then there are the ones that are "cursed" (oooohhh scarry) All this crap about oh some dead dude or chick with a grudge will haunt/kill you if you dont send this horible little ghost story to so many people before a certain time so that they can pass it on out of fear(stupidity/superstion) to the next unsuspecting cyber serfer. Thus the cycle continues untill an intellegent human being finally Deletes the garbage! A few of them get pretty graphic and scare the crap out of the pre-teens that we all know are here even though the legal age is 13. anyway because of these F-ing sick freaks that make up creepy chain-letters and the moronic people who dont just delete them flood cool sites like Gaia with this worthless data! Okay im only gonna say this once NONE OF THOSE SICK CHAIN LETTERS ARE REAL! YOU WILL NOT BE CURSED/DIE IF YOU DONT PASS IT ON! SOME SICK BORED MUTHAFUKA JUST MADE IT UP FOR KICKS! DELETE THAT GARBAGE OFF YOUR COMMENTS SHEETS AND THE CYBER WORLD WILL BE THAT MUCH NICER. okay with every horror that comes out of the box there is always a glimmer or Hope. There are a few chain letters that are worth passing on. the ones that say your love life is gonna suck if you dont send it are really annoing but there are a few stories that are sort of inspirational. this first letter ive pasted below is the best example of this, the second one not so much but its still alright. These kind of letters are nice sentiments that dont threaton the recipient with curses or death or some crap like that these are the ones you want to send because you want to share the story with friends. There are not many of these kinds of letters but here are two good ones (especially the first) that fall under that catagorie.
Girl says: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy says: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you as a friend..... (this end bit is typical in chain-letters but this one isnt a threat. It is a reminder that life is precious and fleeting so tell the person you love how you feel before they or you no longer can)
IF SOME0NE HURTS Y0U~ I'LL KN0CK THEM THE HELL 0UT~ IF Y0U TRY DRUGS~ I'LL MAKE Y0U ST0P F0R GOOD~ IF Y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE~ I'LL BE 0N THE GR0UND T0 CATCH Y0U~ iF Y0UR KICKED 0UT~ i'LL TAKE Y0U IN~ iF Y0UR DRUNK~ i'LL TAKE Y0UR KEYS~ iF Y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHIN D0WN~ I'LL BE STANDIN' RIGHT NEXT T0 Y0U~ IF Y0U CRY CAUZ 0F ME~ IT'S CAUZ i MADE Y0U LAUGH T0O HARD~ WE'LL B HOMIEZ F0R EVER KN0 MATTER WAT HAPPENZ BETWEEN US..JUST KNOW IM GONEA BE THERE 4 U...SEND THIS TA ALL YOUR HOMIEBOIZ OR HOMEGRLZ U REALLY CARE BOUT..INCLUDIN ME IF U CARE~ (this one is a more of an "i got your back" letter. Its "im a good friend" letter. that kind of thing)
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