Welcome One and all to the Mystical Tree of Literateness
Feel Free to Poke Me with a stick
And see who falls out.
Feel Free to Poke Me with a stick
And see who falls out.
Me: And so now, I will poke the tree with this here stick *holds up a stick* and do as the sign says. *pokes tree with a stick*
*Mylie Cyrus falls out*
Me: Is this suppose to be a ******** joke to you?????? *pulls out Bessie and blows her head off* TRY AGAIN YOU DAMN PLANT!!!! *jabs tree with stick*
*Crow falls out*
Me: Okay, there is no way in hell that you are literate, Crow.
Crow: I am too literate.
Me: No, Crow, you are the creator of the Magical Spoons that See all, you are not literate.
Crow: Oh.........Okay. Is the Tree giving you problems again???
Me: Shut up, I don't need to hear it from you too. I'm tired of all you imaginary bitches giving me lip. If you don't all quit I'll get Joe out and cut yer' tongues from yer' faces.
*Crow disappears in a puff of green smoke*
Me: Okay, let's try this again. *stabs tree with a stick* If you don't give me some one decent I'll burn you.
*I fall out of the tree*
Me2: OW!!! Where the ******** am I? And who the ******** are you?
Me: I'm you, you dipshit.
Me2: No you're not, I'm me.
Me: *pulls out a lighter and a can of gasoline. Hands the Gasoline to myself* Here, shut up and take this. *I take it from me.* Now, climb up in that tree and soak it with the gas. *I do as I'm told* Now burn before we cause a paradox. *throws the lighter in the tree, which screams as both it and I burn.* Oh what a wonderful day to be me. *starts whistling that tune from 'Mr.Roger's Neighborhood' while toasting a marshmallow over Mylie's body.*
*The book slams in your face*
END!
