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From PicnicFace productions: "NFL Crunch Time"

"NFL Crunch Time" FELL IT!.. SMELL IT!.. FOOTBALL!
Play new "NFL Crunch Time" on the Xbox 360!
Real Sports!
Real Choices!
With all new plays and even bigger playbooks!
Block the Punt!
Throw out of bounds!
Scramble!
Shovel!
and Pass!
Even the weather is a factor! HOUA--!!!
Taunt other players!
Choose from a variety of insults like:
"Does that Jersey come in Men's?"
"Does that face come in Men's?"
"Does your Mom come in Men's? I wanna sex your dad"
The Insults Don't Have To Make Sense!
The Choice is yours!
Choose the Words!
Choose the Tone!
"Your a b***h...?"
"NFL Crunch Time"
Choose from a variety of Team's and Mascots!
Or
Make up Your Own Mascot!
Try "The Balugaknights", "The Sadness", "The Racists", "The Tennis Crotch", "The Seals", or "The Shyamalans"!!
Shyamalan: "Gotcha, I was M. Night Shyamalan all along. Just kidding I was a mascot. Just kidding I was a forest fire..."
HOUA!!--
"NFL Crunch Time" FEEL IT!..SMELL IT!..FOOTBALL!!
If your player gets injured, choose to take steroids to speed recovery OR just to further your career!
But watch for those randomized drug tests!
Time to switch pee with your maid!
Better hope she had a background check!
ARRIBA!
Am I right?
"GIVE ME YOUR PEE ROSA!"
"Yes..Mr. Muscles"
Get away with it and continue to excel at your sport!
Get caught and go to jail!
and now that your behind bars your Xbox won't turn off until you're released!
"3 years minimum"
"I'LL LIKE IT."
"NFL Crunch Time" FEEL IT!..SMELL IT!..FOOTBALL!!
Now that your in jail avoid getting raped!
OR
Assert yourself and become the rapist!
Your a big guy, you played Football!
Take Advantage of that!
Turn to the Chaplet for early parol!
OR
Take things in the other direction!
Ask the wardens wife if she wants to ride the PONY-SNAKE all the way to TUNA TOWN!
If she doesn't answer immediately she wants it! Or she doesn't know where TUNA TOWN is!
"NFL Crunch Time" !
Choose your cheerleader's outfits on a Sliding Scale of Lewdness.
From Burka
To Tit Burka
"Football!"
Get accustomed to prison life!
Learn to defecate in front of your cell mates!
Learn the Schedule!
Monday
Laundry!
Tuesday
Laundry!
Wednesday
Laundry!
Thursday
Laundry!!
Friday
Laundry Picante!!
Saturday
Prison art class!
Sunday
Karaoke
"It's not hard to see.. the .. boy .. is .. mine."
HOUA!!--
Find a way to get drugs in your cell!
You can trade those to get things like:
NOT RAPE!
or
CIGARETTES! Which you can use to construct an elaborate miniature city of log cabins; your only rasped from the other-wise unbearable monotony which threatens your sanity daily, like a starving Pit-bull that is straining against it's ever... weakening... leash...
OR
Bribe a guard!
You could be out in no time!
"Thank you for my freedum!"
....
Announcer: "Football is a sport....................................................... Go Packers--"
Now that your out, find it difficult to reintegrate into society!
Find a Hotel room, carve your name into the crossbeam, go to a wheat field, find a piece of volcanic rock, discover the secret location of Swantinao, and build a boat with Tim Robins!
OR
Hang yourself!
"Little fish.."
and if you thought death the end of the game
YOU THOUGHT LIKE AN IDIOT!
Buy the expansion set and watch your body decompose! -violin music-
HOUA!!!--
"NFL Crunch Time"
Buy it now at your local Wal*Mart!
or
Zellers!
or
LeVar Burton's House O' Fixins!
or
a women's purse!
or David Bowe's MIND! MIND! MIND!
..
"Well we don't have it right here right now..uhh-"
"We have to go get it."
"Do you have the money?"


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