News Report Double Special!!!
Ok, this is the lifestyle version today, but because of that survey, I'm doing a double. First up is with the thing I promised.
At school, there was a kid who I'll call 'S' for now on. S was one of those kids who would go around in gangs at night and beat people up for money and drugs. Until karma got him.
Now remember, this is a story as I am being told it by my reliable resource from T (the letters represent them like on death note) so sorry if I get it wrong.
Now he was a jock, and loved playing sports at school, well not any more. Information tells me that while playing soccer or football (Aussie ones, not American) he jumped up to head-but a ball, but when jumping, he was still moving forward.
This is were it gets odd, you see, a member of the other team was trying to kick the ball and did not see S there, so he raised his foot, and well, let me say this for it, he's now the lonely testicle. *soccer is played with a round ball, football with that oval shaped ball thing*
Ok, story number two, this is more of a story about my family. You see, the survey said things about Halloween, but they didn't have a 'Other' section.
You see, my dad was born on Halloween, so we don't celebrate it, but we do have a Halloween themed party for him. That and Australia doesn't really celebrate it.
So yeah, if anyone asks, I do not celebrate it.
PheonixGRX Community Member 
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