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THE STORY OF HAPPY CINNIMON LAND~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Once there was a fat pony named Bob.Bob had no friends, just corn.Bob has a brother named Carl.Carl hated corn.And Bob.Bob roams around the deserted colorful land of Happy Cinnimon Land.Carl lived in Sappy Licorice Land.'Twas a place where the evil corn haters lived.Bob jumps over many fat rainbows.He watches this dog named Cow.Cow also loved corn.One day, when Happy Cinnimon Land ran out of corn, Bob went jumping over random peoples' heads.Bob saw Cow planting corn.Cow was about 10 feet away.Bob was too tired.Bob fainted.When Bob awoke, Bob saw a poster.It was from Carl and his band.They were playing an anti-corn show.Bob felt upset.Happy Cinnimon Land clouds started bursting with thunder and rain.The thunder hit the show's building.Carl died.Bob went over to Cow's garden.It was his destiny.Bob went through many obsticles to get there.He had to get through nerds, little kids, and rocks.Bob made it.There was Cow, planting the corn.Cow saw Bob.Cow offered Bob some corn.Cow had plenty of corn.A lifetime supply.Bob took some to Happy Cinnimon Land and more and more people moved in.Even in diffrent species like SPECIES UNKNOWN!And they all lived happy ever after...(exept for Carl) The End!

Q&A~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q- Why are you so stupid, n00b?!?

A- I hate you so much D< You THINK you're mature, but your not! You need more humor in your life or you'll be bored every single day of your life!!! And be emo!!! And kill yourself!!! I don't want that to happen!!! Idc if idk you!!! S-sorry one of my moments >////< Er...I always murdered cookies at lunch and tell people to "Ride their pony down to Happy Cinnimon Land!" if they wanna join the fun so ^^;;; It's stupid D; I hate ponies.Bob was a FAT pony.Makin fun of those...fat...ponies...er...idk!

Q- Happy Cinnimon Land?

A- I thought of it while eating skittles gum.Idk why...........

Q- Why did Carl die?

A- Bob created clouds that react to Bob's emotions.Mad and sad.Thunder hit, and Carl died.Carl deserved it.He dosn't like corn!!!

Q- Why was Bob mad and sad?

A- He loves corn soooooooo much! Like a second brother.He vowed to protect corn in any way.When he saw the poster, he never knew that people hated his...er...second brother.So that's why.

Q- My little pony~ Ny little pony~

A- NNNGGGGGEREEEEE!!! STOP!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! G_G I FEEL SO...EDUCATED crying

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