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Ninja Nonsense 3
Kakashi: There wasn't much nonsense in the last chapter.
Aryo: I know
Kakashi: So. What are you going to do?
Aryo: A Little of this, a little of that, a little of my special brand of crazy
Kakashi: ...
Aryo: Where did Naruto and Sasuke go?
Kakashi: Good question
Aryo: NARUTO? SASUKE?
Naruto: What?
Aryo: Where'd you go?
Naruto: Ichikarou's.
Aryo: Where's Sasuke?
Naruto: Training to kill Itachi
Aryo: dork.
Naruto: That's what I told him
Aryo: and he didn't get mad?
Naruto: nope. He just said that I'm next on his list. What list?
Aryo: Naruto... Sometimes you scare me.
Kakashi: Shouldn't you already know that?
Naruto: Why would Aryo know that?
Kakashi: Cause Aryo's the leader of your fangirls.
Naruto: I have fangirls?
Kakashi: yes. only yours are slightly less rabid and crazy, and more subtle and plotting.
Naruto: Good thing, or bad thing?
Kakashi: Well, it's a good thing that yours are slightly less rabid and crazy, because they don't chase you down for miles and miles. However, it may be a bad thing because they're so subtle and plotting because they may be planning to capture you and keep you for all eternity. Like the KWBOFAE.
Naruto: The KWBOFAE?
Kakashi: The Kakashi will be ours for all eternity. They don't chase me down but obviously they're planning something
Naruto: ... I'm scared.
Kakashi: Aryo would know what they're planning.
Naruto: Aryo?
Aryo: All i have seen is a large room with a bunch of other girls hovering over a table with a bunch of papers on it including a sketch of a cage ... nothing. *closes door*
Naruto: ... I'm scared.
Kakashi: You should be.
Aryo: Kakashi. I'm busy. Say it.
Kakashi: Aryo doesn't own Naruto. yet.
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Team 7 and Team Ino burst into the Hokage's office.
"Lady Tsunade, Naruto and --" Kakashi was about to explain about the problem when Tsunade waved her hand.
" I know. The authoress switched their personalities because she couldn't think of anything else." Tsunade said.
" How do we cure them?" asked Sakura.
" We can't. We have to ask the great authoress away." Tsunade replied.
"Where is she?" asked Sasuke
" In this." Tsunade held up a bottle of sake. "oops. Wrong thing." She put that down and held up a summoning scroll and then set it on the floor. It poofed, and then a girl with gray hair, and dark gray eyes appeared.
" Why are you all staring at me?" She demanded.
" You're in a cage." Sasuke pointed out. The girl pouted
" I know." she mumbled.
" Who are you?" asked Sakura.
"I am Aryo, The Great Authoress!!!" The girl announced, "duh."
"If your the authoress, then why are you in a cage?" asked Ino
" because the men in white said I'm crazy," Aryo answered. Everyone sweat dropped.
" Can you help Naruto and Shikamaru?" asked Choji
" I don't know," The Authoress said.
" Dangit. You did it, you fix it." Tsunade demanded.
" ugh. fine." Aryo waved her finger, and then Naruto and Shikamaru were back to normal.
" That was it?" said Kakashi.
" Yep." said the authoress, pushing open the cage door. "It wasn't locked." Everyone sweat dropped again.
" Now, I need to do something to keep the plot going." Aryo said. Sasuke glared at Aryo as she snapped her fingers, revealing two snarling girls on leashes appear. They saw where they were and began to purr. Aryo pet a blond, blue eyed one while she held back a dangerous looking black, blue eyed girl.
" Ah. 2 rabid crazy fangirls. " She let them go. They immediately latched themselves to Naruto and Sasuke. Sasuke got irritated and smacked the blond one off, who bit him because she didn't like being hit. The black haired one bit Naruto because she felt like it.
" Let the chaos begin!" The authoress disappeared.
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Sasuke: Aryo...
Aryo: Yes Sasuke?
Sasuke: What did you just do?
Aryo: Nothing.
Sasuke: What do you mean nothing? You're grinning and you had me and Naruto get bit by rabid fangirls.
Aryo: Oh, I mean, you won't know until the next chapter.
Sasuke: Why not?
Aryo: Because. That would ruin the surprise!
Sasuke: ... I hate you.
Aryo: I know you hate me Sasuke. But I find that funny.
Sasuke: ...
Naruto: should I get that bite checked out?
Aryo: nah.
Naruto: ok
Sasuke: You're listening to her?
Naruto: yeah, why not?
Sasuke: because, she's nuts! And she'll probably use that bite for her plot!
Aryo: Nah, really Sasuke?
Naruto: Yeah Sasuke, No duh.
Sasuke: Shut. up.
Aryo: oooh. I'm gonna get him
Naruto: Be nice.
Aryo: oh, yeah. if you want to ask the characters any questions, go ahead and send it in your comment. 3 per person.
Naruto: seee ya!
Lunar: Comment!
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