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Ninja Nonsense 6
Aryo: If you don't like yaoi, don't worry. This chapter doesn't really have any.
Sasuke: ...Crazy ... What?!
Naruto: yeah! Crazy what?!
Aryo: heh heh heh. SasukexNarutoxNeji
Sasuke: What?!
Naruto: What?!
Aryo: heh heh heh. Sasuke chases Naruto who chases Neji who runs.
Sasuke: I do NOT chase the dobe!
Naruto: I do NOT chase Neji!
Neji: couldn't you leave me alone!
Aryo: no
Neji: I hate you.
Sasuke: You can't do this.
Naruto: I agree! You can't do this!
Aryo: Yes I can.
Neji: And how so?
Aryo: Because I'm the Great Authoress.
Neji: I hate you.
Aryo: you already said that.
Sasuke: This freakin -censored- does not own Naruto
Aryo: Geeze. Nice Sasuke.
Naruto: Just start this freakin' thing and get it over.
Aryo: hmmmmmmmm. let me think.
Naruto: ...
Aryo: okay.
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After Sasuke woke up again, Kakashi had him on a leash, and Tsunade had Naruto on a leash. Sasuke stared at Naruto like a hungry dog. Kakashi sighed.
"Neji?" Can you see anything?" Tsunade asked him. She had called Neji over to see if he could help. Neji shook his head.
"I'm sorry Hokage-sama. I can't see anyth-- Why is Naruto staring at me like that?" Neji asked. Naruto was staring at Neji like Sasuke was staring at Naruto. Kakashi began laughing.
"What's so funny?" Neji demanded. Kakashi grinned.
"I think Naruto likes you." Kakashi winked. Neji paled.
"And Sasuke likes Naruto." Jairaya cut the leashes holding back the two boys. Sasuke immediately starting running to Naruto, who began to chase Neji, who was running for his life. Among other things...
Tsunade looked at Jairaya. "When'd you get here?"
Jairaya shrugged. "Bored Authoress." Tsuande nodded in understanding.
Kakashi and Sakura were trying to help Neji. Sasuke managed to catch Naruto, who had caught Neji, who was trying to beat them both with a stick.
"Get off Neji!" yelled Tenten
"GET THE HELL OFF NARUTO UCHIHA-b*****d!" Hinata yelled. Everyone gaped at Hinata. Naruto ran over to her on all fours and licked her hand like a dog. Hinata pet him. "Good boy."
Sasuke went, dejected, over to Sakura. Neji hid behind Twenty, I mean, Ten Ten.
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Neji: I HATE YOU!
Sasuke: I HATE YOU!
Tenten: I HATE YOU!
Hinata: *petting Naruto's head*
Naruto: *purring*
Aryo: Yes. You can keep him.
Hinata: *hugs Naruto*
Naruto: *grins*
Aryo: I'm bored.
Neji & Sasuke: Go Die.
Aryo: Geeze. You're mean.
Neji: WE'RE MEAN? YOU FREAKIN' WROTE THIS CHAPTER!
Aryo: It's not that bad.
Sasuke: YES IT IS!
Aryo: I've seen worse.
Neji: Where?
Aryo: *shows them fanfictions*
Neji: O.O
Sasuke: O.O
Neji: You're right. This chapter wasn't all that bad.
Sasuke: In fact, this chapter was pleasant.
Aryo: Oh, and since I'm getting bored with writing conversations, I'm taking questions for all the characters.
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