These r some jokes i'heard over my life i can remeber right now. blaugh
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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Got your answer?
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. xd
Chuck Norus can belive its not butter lol
If at first you don't succed, ur not chuck norus blaugh
The grass is always greener on the other side, exept if chuck norus was there, then its all covered with blood. rofl
My brothers head should be replaced,
it's lighter than a feather,
he's trying to use tomato paste
to paste tomatoes together. twisted
If at first u don't succeed, then try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. 3nodding
Liz wuz here. I'll be over there in 5. arrow
Yo clown! cool
U with the cheeseburger!My mom has a face!(or the other way around) mrgreen
Yo-momma is so ulgy Naruto dosen't even belive it! razz
*A guy faints*
*another guy grabs his neck and punches his face*Wake up! neutral
Life is tough. It's even tougher when ur stupid. xd
Thou shalt smile and have a nice day. It annoys those who have other plans for thee!!! smile
Someone like u is way too special for just a christmas card...so u can keep the envelope too! rofl
These r so STROB! Hope u all like. biggrin
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