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Question #1: How do I trust a liar?

If you want to know how to trust a liar. You can't...

Question #2: How to cook rice?

To learn how to cook rice simply place it in the rice cooker. Idiot!

Question #3: How to break a promise?

To break a promise, simply avoid doing it.

Question #4: How to know if a person loves you?

To know if a person loves you, ask that person.

Question #5: How to react if a person gives you chocolates?

If a person gives you a heart shaped box of chocolates, thank him/her. If that person is in the same gender with you, ask him/her "Are you gay?"

Question #6: How to dial 911?

To dial 911, you must ask your phone operator, tell the phone operator what the number for 911 is. If that person laughs simply press the buttons in the correct order: 9, 1, 1

Question #7: What to do when a pigeon poops on you?

If a pigeon or any kind of bird poops on you, simply take revenge and crap on a pigeon.

Question #8: How to your crush?

If you see your crush, tell him/her that you want to avoid him/her.

Question #9: How many planets are there on earth?

Theres only one planet. UR-a**s!

Question #10: Why am I asking you for advice?

Because it's better then asking a drunken monkey now go watch barney!