Okay, so If you know me well, you'd know i'm lazy. like, reeeeally lazy.
like, too lazy to read the rest of the twilight series.
so, i did what a lazy person would do.
I went to Wikipedia!!
And I learned a lot.
Firstly, I learned that Jacob is actually way more faithful than Edward. Ed is kinda creepy. I mean, he sneaks into Bella's room at night, and watches her sleep? peeping tom, if you ask me. And why would cold be better? I learned that Jacob can heat up to 108.9 degrees! I'd rather have hot than cold ( inside me =P xD) . Edward is a total pansy. "oh, what if i'm the bad guy?" " oh, Bella, I can't be around you!" oh, puhleez. Jacob's only fault is that he can turn into a wolf. But wolves r cuddly! ^^
I also learned about the whole "imprint" thing. that ain't peadophilia. I can't explain it, but it isn't.
Here are my top ten reasons why I'm a Jacob fan:
10. He's way more faithful.
9. Cuz if I were Bella, I'd rather have a boy with a pulse.
8. JACOB NEVER LEFT.
7. I'd rather have a space-heater.
6. because he could kick Edwards skinny-a** any day!
5. because i secretly want to be his imprint :3 .
4. Real Men Don't Sparkle.
3. I can take the heat <3
2. Taylor Lautner looks DAMN FINE without a shirt!!
and finally,
1. cuz Edward just plain sucks. =PP
 Xx-SharaDust-xX · Sat Jan 24, 2009 @ 07:12am · 1 Comments |
