omg!! okay, sooo...today! i had drama! n well ya, duh i did...but thts not the point! (: todayy!! me n my frend angela, we were partnered up to make up a short skit of an interview n hell, we made our whole class crack up! (: it was funny!! x] okay this is the script basicallyy....i shortened it a little tho, but thts normal
A: Angela [[Dumb Cheerleader Savior of Cat Woman//A.k.A. : Ashley the Anorexic]]
J: Juju [[Interviewer//Star of the Show of Showiness]]
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J: -walks onto stage from behind curtain- Hello! And welcome tooooo..."The Show of Showiness"! Today, the guest that was going to come died...of cancer. A moment of silence for him please. -bows head and closes eyes- *two seconds later* Okay, back to the show! So, instead of that dead guy, we broughttt...-looks at paper- Dumb Cheerleader Savior of Cat Woman? ... Or Ashleyyy the Annnoorreexxiicc!! -large smile, stage voice, stretch out words-
A: -walks on stage- Like, hey everybody! -trips-
J: Okay? Take a seat Dumb Cheerlea--....Woman! (:
A: Hi mommy! Hi Poochie! Hi Jeffie! Uh...hi mommy!
J: Woman, take a seat!
A: -sits backwards-
J: The camera's that way! -is clearly annoyed&&points at camera's direction-
A: Oh. -turns around- Why aren't there cup holders??
J: What??
A: Like at Dominos!
J: Riiiiight...Okay, now! To the Questions! A--
A: Okay!
J: After these messages!
*I go backstage with my paper I'm holding [[that's my script]], "photocopy" it, go BEEP!, walk back to the chair I was sitting on, hand paper to Angela//"Ashley", give her money as a bribe to make her read it,&&sayy*
J: Okay, and we're back! Soo, Ashley, what made you save this cat?
A: Uh...it -look at paper[[LAP = look at paper]]- kinda felled on me.
J: Okay then...next question! What did you do after the cat fell on you?
A: It cl-cl-cla-claaww-clawed me. It hurt.
J: Oo, sounds painful. Did anyone help you?
A: No, there was no one around so I dialed 311 like I'm supposed to. But it didn't work! Bees answered the phone!
J: ... -stare at crowd with a "what the hell" face and back to Angela//"Ashley"
A: Hi mommy!
J: Okay...-cough- wierdo
A: What was that?
J: Uh, nothing. What color was the cat?
A: Black with BIG eyes like this -bug eyes-
J: -sarcastic voice- Ooo, scary. Was the cat okay?
A: I don't know? I think so...it had wet spots on its black fur.
J: Oh. Did you find the owner?
A: No.
J: Oh, that sucks... What did you do with it then?
A: I sh-sho-shovv-shovee-ed-shove-shoved it back up the tree. It went MEOW! And then it was si-silen-silent.
J: So...you killed it.
A: No, it simply passed out! GOD I HATE READING THIS PAPER! -throw paper randomly while saying that-
J: Wh-what are you talking about?
A: You paid me to read!!
J: Well, that's all the time we have today folks! -flings own paper-
A: Bye mommy!
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Please draw me avi art ?
Avi Art by Lucitatastic ^^
 i-iSh-jUjU · Thu Feb 05, 2009 @ 07:12am · 0 Comments |
