Caffeine Ninja
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"Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money."
Quotes are fun.
Quotes are fun.
[Insert greatly disturbing comment that no one really wants to hear here]
Well if it's greatly disturbing, I gotta hear it.
Clever negation. Witty coment that distracts from the subject. Side note, innuendo hinting at the subject of stated disturbing comment. Random emoticon.
Response, widespread confusion, weaving in and out of consciousness, weaving in and out of apathy, weaving, realizing innuendo was, indeed, innuendo, realizing it's far too late to say anything witty involving said innuendo, recieving of a caffinated beverage, sliding away of all troubles.
Obligatory laughter. Random emoticon.
Vauge referance to innuendo, death threat, death theat, death threat. Fake laughter, phrase of affection lightly veiling death threat. Stealing of caffinated beverage, cruel laughter, emoticon. Head pat, consolatory comment. Emoticon.
Expletive.
Outrage! Return of expletive, string of curses, death threat death threat.
Declaration of hearing that a lot.
Stare, vow of icy silence directed at other speaker. Muttered insult. Stare emoticon.
Winning hearts of millions on sizzle-no-steak, 5 minute nap, changing of subject, refrence to Star Wars/Clerks/That All Your Base Video/Reasonably nerdy thing.
Oh, and, read these two stories:
something by jaho
something about pigeons
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