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Those pepperoni had alcohol in them, I swear. -Setting: Birthday party, a big room, one couch, a table, a tv, and a lot of things- Mana: Hey' silver? I'm hungry, and dinner hasn't arrived yet. Silver: there's pizza from Costco coming over, I think Eli should be bringing it down now. ( Guest: Eli. He's 5'7, tan, birthday boy, and with an obsession with star wars? o_O ) Eli: Sup, guys. here's the pizza. Silver and Mana: Awesome! Eli: And, mana... Mana: Yes? Eli: Don't eat all of them. Mana: -Annoyed- Yeah, ok. -Takes a pepperoni pizza- Silver & Eli: -Take cheese pizzas- ( Thirty minutes later) Mana: -Squeaky voice- Hey, Mrs. Unicorn.....Get me a tutu and a pack of trail mix, eh~ Silver & Eli: o_O; Mana: And you, Mr. Unicorn~ Get me some cheesy puffs~ No quiz today. Instead, I have: GIVEAWAY! Items to be given: 1. Black Ops Gear. 2. 2000g. 3. 1g. ( XDDDDDDDDD I'm too cheap. ) Requirements: You must have posted on my journal more than 2 times before March 5, 2009. To win: In my comments for this journal, post something funny. If you can make me laugh, you win. I will read/see/hear/watch/play anything in comment order. ( Multiple posts accepted) If nobody makes me laugh, I shall post another similar giveaway with the same items. :3 Winners will be announced on March 12, 2009, and will appear as special guests in my next journal entry, which is the award ceremony. If you'd like entry, please do say so, and I shall verify requirements. Any questions, PM me.

Posted by: Ipidus Sapien Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 09:48pm

Currently questing:
Nothing for the moment, since my main item has been donated. THANKIES <3
Donations appreciated anyway.

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Commented on: Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 10:21pm


	You know, I hear a lot of funny stuff lately, but this one stood out the whole time; I have two, actually; in the same category of funny. Do you know what a salesman and a prostitute have in common? They both screw you over. Nobody is a virgin in this world. Life screws you over.

Commented on: Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 10:38pm


	this happened to me once.... and it still does... at school. I was looking for my glasses in Costco. I couldnt find them. I asked the person who was giving me pizza~yum~ and he said "arent u wearing them?"..... I felt so stupid because he mentioned it to everybody else xp (True Story) Oh, and I was so "drunk" from all the pepsi.... I vomited on a hot guy's lap.... DX

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Commented on: Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 11:29pm


	What's the difference between a prosstitute and a rooster? the rooster says: "cck-a-doodle-doo" the prosstitute says: "any cck will do" Why did the chicken cross the road twice? because he's a double-crosser why did the chicken cross the road once, rolled over in trash, and crossed the road again? because he's a dirty, stinking, double-crosser Why do men like balls? because they can't get a grip of their own why do women have b00bs? so you have something to look at while you're talking to them Quagmire voice Diggity-Diggity!! If you're a buttler, and your Master-in-command's name was Batte, how would you call him? " master-batte" (spanish jokes) porque las mujeres se paresen tanto al diablo? porque sangran dias y dias pero no mueren que tienen en comun las mujeres y las focas? los dos aplauden cuando ven bolas (longer english jokes) There was once a very hunky, muscular man. Every woman loved him for his "appearance". But each time they went to bed, the woman would break up with him. Why is that? Because he has a small d*k... But that's not all. Months later, he decided to visit a doctor. He explains the doctor his situation. The doctor gives him surgery. Now he has a viagra-enhanced extention. Every woman doesn't like him now because he has the most squeakiest voice ever. He goes back to the doctor. squeaky voice"Doctor, I would like to have the extention removed, please" The surgery passes. He is back to normal. The next day he regrets it, so he returns. normal voice* (man) can i have it back please? squeaky voice (doctor) too late.

Commented on: Tue Mar 03, 2009 @ 11:33pm


	If that never worked... ... Lazar Collection 2 - Watch it O o /¯/_________________________________ \| IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAAH! \|_\|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ [ DR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ] Watch Lazar Collection on YouTube. Do it now.

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Commented on: Wed Mar 04, 2009 @ 12:35am


	Alright, well, I'm not gonna steal some stupid joke off the interwebz, even though that's the easiest and most commonly-lazy thing I would do on a day like this, but today, I've decided I'm going to use my own. So one day me and Alexa were talking, and I was looking up dinosaurs (like the legendary Cottonbuttosaurus [AKA UR MOM]) on her laptop. I looked over at her and I asked, "Why do you think the dinosaurs died?" And she answered, "...Because you touch yourself at night." I stared at her for a few seconds cause I honest-to-god did not get what she said. ;-; She kinda stared at me for a few seconds and then shook her head, turning back to the video game she was playing. A few minutes later, I burst out laughing. She said, "What happened?!" And then I said, "I touch myself at night so the dinosaurs died! :'D" "O___o" ...The End. heart

Commented on: Wed Mar 04, 2009 @ 01:26am


	ALRIGHT. Don't take this seriously, I'm not racist and I came upon this over the internet, I almost pissed myself. Barack Obama bowled a 37. Is he black enough for you now?

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Commented on: Wed Mar 04, 2009 @ 09:12pm


	Ok, there was guy who was hangong on a tree branch. He was afraid to let go of it, right? and he was hanging on for almost 20 mins. Then his best friend said "hi" and waved at him and the guy hanging on the tree branch waved back...

Commented on: Wed Mar 04, 2009 @ 09:16pm


	y'know wat? i was gonna say this, but..... everyday, wen im in the bathroom about 2 take a shower... my dog Sparky is in there, and he start humping my leg, and he makes these insane noises that sound like a little piggy! O__o (He masturbates) I SWEAR! If u hear ur dog sounding like a little piggy while hes licking his balls.... he is masturbating.

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Commented on: Thu Mar 05, 2009 @ 06:08pm


	I know I'm not gonna win, but I'll try anyway... If I can think of anything... I dunno... Just check out Katt Williams in youtube (if I could put the link here I would). Chances are huge that I won't win XP Just check out the first video you see...

Commented on: Mon Mar 09, 2009 @ 06:39pm


	CONEST POSTS NOT ALLOWED AFTER THIS POINT .

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Commented on: Fri Mar 13, 2009 @ 08:45pm


	Hey, you. Yes, you. No, not you. <__< YOU. ...When the hell are these ceremony thingers for your contest gonna start?! gonk

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