I just thought I needed to put my wonderfurrific journal up to date! Anyways. Things has been coolies and stuff! I'm enjoying being a senior and hanging out with all my buds in school. I'm also still trying to get with that guy that like. But God he is slow! Can you believe he didn't know what a fetus was? Yeah...I'm in love with a moron! But he's cute! So damn it it's worth it! Me and my friend Nelson named him Windows 95 XP. I added the XP. Only I know why! Buahahah!
Anyways, I hang alot with Nelson and Sigfred. They are the most f'ed up guys to ever walk the planet. They always do the gayest things to one another, even when they are totally straight. I tell them "s**t guys, you are gayer than gay porn." They usually cry emo tears after I say that. The still do it though.
Ok then how me Nelson and Sigfred hang out a lot we tend to come up with the most random s**t ever. Most made by yours truly. Now I'm going to show you 3 pictures and I shall explain wtf do they mean. I made them so uh steal I don't care.(They are just copy pasted s**t anyways)
OK. This is a bit freaky I know, let me explain. I was chatting with Sigfred on messenger and then I had the un explainable urge to type "YOU MAKE OLD LADIES SAY,"PASS THE SALT!" He was completely in a state of WTF shock and couldn't quiet believe what I wrote. He told Nelson and he had a laughing fit. So this kinda stuck with us! Now we say "PASS THE SALT!"
Now. This one comes from our school lunch lady. Sometime this old lady goes to our school grounds and starts picking up grass and empty soda cans. She goes back to the lunchroom with these things and me and the guys think those are the special ingredients that go into our food. So every time we see the lady we call her: "grass and cans!"
This comes from a song Nelson and Sigfred LMAO with. It's called the 'Bumble Bee Tuna Song' by the Mephiskapheles. The song it very silly and very catchy so we end up singing all the time. So the other day I oppened the food cupboard and I saw a can of Bumble Bee...PINK SALMON. It wasn't TUNA! So I did this to show you all my grief!
Now that you know I'm officialy insane please feel free to comment on my stupidity.
