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Heres some things you can stop and think about.
The bolded ones are my faves and SO TRUE
::how come wrong numbers are never busy?
:: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
:: Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
:: Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
:bulletgreen: Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
:: Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
:: If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
:: If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
:: If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
:: If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
:: Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
:: Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
:: Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
:: If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
:: What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
:: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
:: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
:: Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
:: How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
:: Isn't age a very high price to pay for maturity?
:: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
:: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
:: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 Seizure B O M B · Thu Mar 26, 2009 @ 01:15am · 0 Comments |
