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I started asking everyone if they were a Satanic Worshiper because some idiot randomly started talking about how God was good and Satan was bad.... He was funny but he annoyed the hell outta me D< So I wanted to see what people would say when I asked them if they were a Satanic Worshiper... some said yes Most said no and 'yelled' How God was AMAZING o.O I just disconnected xDD
This guy(?) was actually cool xDD So read our story haha.

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You: Satanic worshipper?
Stranger: satans spawn?
You: Yes
Stranger: oh sweet
You: Satan is my mother
Stranger: i thought he was your father, but guess he could double as both
You: No... Hitler is my father
You: And so is Barney
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well at least you have potential for a sweet moustache
Stranger: and a skin coloring disorder
You: Yes I do... If I knew how to gorw one
Stranger: damn
You: Yes but I'm quite a pale purple
You: Not like I was before
Stranger: well it would be too obvious if you were as purple as barney
You: Wonders what not going into sunllight can do...
Stranger: you might get too many questions from humans
Stranger: vampire also in your family tree?
You: Yes but they question my lizard tounge
You: Oh yes
You: My aunt is a vampire
Stranger: oh even better.
You: She eats childern
Stranger: hopefully you are immune to garlic
You: because shes part witch
You: Oh I am
Stranger: she must live in a school friendly neighbourhood then
You: But If theres too much I'll go all red
You: Very
You: But shes moving now
You: She ate all the childeren
Stranger: and thats where the satan mix skin color comes into play
You: Shes becoming a principle
You: Oh yes
Stranger: what a great idea
You: I turn red quite a bit
You: Isn't it?
Stranger: to keep the population under control
Stranger: we dont need another baby boom
You: No, no we don't
You: She helped cut it down
Stranger: well then she deserves a thanks from everyone
Stranger: although she might need to resort to eating young teens soon
Stranger: theyre on the rise
You: Yes, I'm quite proud of her
You: I heard
You: I told her
Stranger: well thank you
You: Shes starting soon
Stranger: good
You: No problem
Stranger: or darwinism could kick in as well
Stranger: thatd be helpful
You: yes It would
You: Do you know when the next full moon is?
You: I need to prepare..
Stranger: i would also like to know thi
Stranger: this
Stranger: but sorry, i do not know
Stranger: check your calander
You: Oh sad
You: I will
You: Oh never mind
You: I lost it
Stranger: or you could probably ask a magic mirror
Stranger: satan has one im sure
Stranger: or the classic cauldron
Stranger: they know everything
Stranger: quick tempers though
You: Yes but my magic mirror is mad at me and the cauldron is getting fixed...
You: I blew it up again
Stranger: tsk tsk
You: I might have to ask my 666th cousin 333 times removed to help
Stranger: i always thought mirrors had the better tempers
Stranger: must had PMS or something
You: God..
You: Hes mad at me
You: I told him hes fake
Stranger: just give it a smack to show it whos boss
Stranger: or bring hitler down
Stranger: thatd knock some sense into it
You: Oh I would but mother and father go at it like rabbits
Stranger: well tell satan to go after barney for a while and give hitler a break
Stranger: this is important business
You: Yes I will....
You: ...Oh dear... Get ready for world war three
Stranger: oh, at least it will be interesting
Stranger: so whats it like living in hell
You: I should've learned my lesson the past countless times....
You: Oh its quite nice actually
You: Would you like to visit?
Stranger: it seems like it would be if born there
Stranger: that sounds like a nice vacation, sure
You: I can speed up the time for you
You: Alright
You: I'll see you in a few months
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: being sent there for bad deeds would be funny
Stranger: but beng born there you did nothing wrong
Stranger: and having satan as a dad to be in power
You: Well, see....
Stranger: sounds quite nice
You: When I was created I was created evil
Stranger: with horns
Stranger: id hope so
You: So I killed before my time of creation was up
Stranger: and who did you kill
You: Yes but they can me hidden quite well
You: Oh, didnt you know?
Stranger: sorry i didnt hear about it
Stranger: they try and cover murders up up here
You: Ohh....
You: We embrace them
Stranger: arent big fans of satan
You: Oh dear
Stranger: oh i know
You: Mother won't be too happy
You: I'll be sent up agian
You: ....
Stranger: well i mean she always knows where to find curch goers
You: -Sigh-
Stranger: church
You: Oh yes
Stranger: but who did you kill
You: I'll have to kill quite a bit too
Stranger: i am quite curious
You: Oh it was thousands of years ago but Jesus
Stranger: oh wow
You: He was re born
You: 2009 years ago
You: but the 1st time...
Stranger: i thought that was always satans job
You: It was aall me
Stranger: well theres a suprise
You: Yeah...
Stranger: youre quite old then
You: I only look 18
Stranger: i always expected satans spawn to be younger
You: I can change my apperance
Stranger: well thats quite lovely then
You: At will
You: Yes It is
You: And I age much slower
Stranger: also nice
You: Satan doesn't look a day over 25!
You: And thats saying something
Stranger: to convince jesus worshippers of how young you are
Stranger: and then fufill satans wish of tricking them
You: Now God on the other hand...
You: He looks old...
You: VERY old
Stranger: i think god is secretly zeus on weekends
You: Because changing your apperance is dark magic
You: So Do I
Stranger: if you notice, when you put a trident in his hand, they are quite similar
You: But Zeus is my 129th cousin
You: 87 times removed
You: Yes...
You: Theyre 1st cousins
Stranger: well im still convinced its him
Stranger: its not like god could come out and say he is related to satan
You: Yet God is my 666th cousin 333 times removed
Stranger: then everyone would be scientologists
You: Yes quite
You: Satan calles
Stranger: but dont worry im sure humans wont find out about god being related to satan
You: called*
Stranger: as we said, darwinism still hasnt kicked in
You: Oh no its quite covered up
Stranger: perhaps after that
You: Maybe..
Stranger: even then, it will take a while
You: I hope so..
You: Yes..
You: Millenia
Stranger: and darwinism still has lifetimes until it comes into play
Stranger: so im told
You: Ahh
You: I heard
You: I'm too lazy to check for sure tho...
Stranger: well i would assume so, since i heard from your sister felicia, she visited me a few weeks back to tell me
Stranger: she told me of siblings who didnt age, and one loked 18, so it must be you
Stranger: *looked
You: Yes It must
You: But Felicia is actually my cousin
You: Shes a lying whore thats why shes here
Stranger: she lied, what an a*****e
You: I toture her
Stranger: i knew she didnt look that much like satan
You: Quite a bit
Stranger: i only half believed her being satans spawn
You: Yes shes on Barneys side
Stranger: but its not like i want to doubt her and die
You: Yes
You: I know What that like..
You: well no..
Stranger: hah
You: I really don't..
Stranger: well its not all that fun
Stranger: you grow old
Stranger: put up with as menitoned annoying preteens
Stranger: and young teenagers
Stranger: and lying assholes named felicia
Stranger: its really not all its cracked up to be
You: Oh dear
You: But if you die in a few months youll always be young
You: And we lock up all the annoying... things....
Stranger: well not too young to be percieved as useless and stupid, but this is true
Stranger: oh well that is quite lovely then
You: And felicia is now spendin time with the rapists...
Stranger: and apparently i already have you as a connection to satan
Stranger: so i think id be set
You: Yes
You: Just tell St Peter I sent you
Stranger: hahaha alright i will
You: Remeber Demonica
Stranger: but who will i say the "i" is?
You: Demonica
Stranger: im sure theres more than one satan spawn
You: Oh no..
You: I killed them all
You: I was created 1st
You: I killed all the rest
Stranger: oh, and with a name like demonica im assuming female, so thats quite impressive
You: Why yes and thank you
Stranger: just taking down the assumptions that males will conquer
You: But I do have a brother
You: Oh no..
Stranger: i thought you killed the spawn
You: I rule down here
Stranger: please explain this further
You: Mother is incompetant
Stranger: i am quite curious
You: Yes But He is my twin
You: I cannot kill my own
Stranger: oh this is true
Stranger: does he also have the same appearance
You: In a male verson yes
You: And hes much more muscular
Stranger: well that is to be assumed
You: His name is Demon Or Damien to humans
Stranger: versatile name
You: Quite
Stranger: i think i may have seen him before then
Stranger: i once met a damien
Stranger: somethign was off about him
You: Ahh...
You: Was his hair colour black?
You: With hits of red?
Stranger: well very subtle red
You: One eye black and the other red
You: yes just a sheen
Stranger: if it was him he wouldnt want to look too out of place, id assume
Stranger: yes, just in fluorescent lighting
You: He has a pair of blue contacts
You: He almost never wears them
Stranger: hmm his eyes were darker when i saw him
You: Unless is nessicary
Stranger: so i guess he did not have the contacts in
You: Ahhh
You: Must have been hungry
You: Usually one is red and the other is black
Stranger: he did disappear of with a really dumb blonde
Stranger: so perhaps he did kill her
Stranger: oh, well he must have had a darker contact, one red eye alone would attract too much attention
You: Yes..
You: I'll have to ask him about that
You: And really only one?
Stranger: good idea
Stranger: well the other eye is naturally dark
Stranger: and people here can have dark eyes
Stranger: so he only needed to cover the red eye
You: No I ment only one girl?
Stranger: well i mean i met him quickly
You: He usually need at least 50
You: Oh
Stranger: so who knows how long this went on for
You: I see
Stranger: he might have met another on the way
You: Perhaps
You: Hes quite strange if you ask me
Stranger: he also seemed to have a bit of a blonde fetish
You: Ahhh Really?
You: Hm...
Stranger: which was quite humorous
You: Must get it form mother
You: from*
You: Hitler is now blonde
You: Only way mother would have him...