Heres a collection of the rubbish I preach.
"War is just violent diplomacy."
"If you look at it my way, your way of looking at it is retarded."
"Murder is frightening, but genocide is horrifying."
"Life is like an egg, one wrong move and, CRACK. It's all over."
"America! America! is what the song says, right? Then why is everyone singing, "Afghanistan! Afghanistan! Let's invade Iraq!"?
"An alternative is just an excuse for procrastination and idiocy."
Speeach of Amnesty
This speech is the one I gave to my friends (and enemies) when The 3rd Flap Jack War came to an end.
"My friends, The First Flap Jack War bought tension and hatred between TKC and The Crazies, and The Second brought hitting and espionage. The Third brought supreme hatred, espionage, it tore apart the best of friends, it even resulted in massive injury. I offer amnesty to all who opposed us in these wars. The winds of war brought about a dark curtain which covered the land for years on end, may we all hope that the winds of peace shall change the curtain into a blanket of prosperity and happiness for our people. I offer my most sincere apoligies to Michael Eldridge, and Cody Fleichsmen for the way my spies and troops decieved them, and ask their forgivness so these lands may once again see daylight, instead of TKC's Airforce swarming the sky...
Thank you."
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! I am the all powerful Meep Rider Overlord!"
^ A Meep ^
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